ELEX Review | Gothic II With Guns | Urban Berlin Simulator©

How do I become German? Must I put my sour on the kraut? What's the German word for skeet?

i may be drunk but i interpreted that line as "getting robbed in a CD alley"

As a gerrrman I am trrrigerred! We make bot only simulators! We make auch andere Games! Like Anno! And Shadow Tactics, which is about stabbing people!

Had a feeling I knew that phrase in German. Then I remembered it from history class...

Now its gonna be bethesda with perpetual fallout 3😔

"bay-zinger" :)

hey, stop saying accurate things about the Germans. it's making me sad.

'Press any button'
Power button
10/10 perfect game

6 years already for this masterpiss of a game review.

XD XD Jürgen Hans and Achmed hahhaha

In the options you could turn off stamina or give you more.

When playing it I tried getting the perfect solution for the dome city for the bandits. Impossible. Results in the dome getting shreked even if you skip that quest. I messaged the developers about it and when will they patch it. Their response was roughly, just laugh it off mate :V

Cool

Wait are you a scientist or doctor or smthing?

i'm her from 2023 😂😂😂😂

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wait what would happen to someone already german ? asking for myself

Every German reference and joke is so on point, it's hard to believe a non-German wrote this

you accent is impressive lol faking a bad german accent is impresive as fuck

The german names jergen, hans and achmed, bit always gets me xD

"Press ANY button", ¡and Seth press the RESET! .

I mean my only critik at this video is that you called a Durum a Döner

Wait.. why was there big rigs between the gothics

This game screams euro-jank.

I love you dude. Im burnt out with 1 burrito and no energy left in the middle of a major essay final for college and the only reason i havent passed out from exhaustion is because i have your random shit playing in the background keeping me alive, thanks

The combat system of Gothic 2 was actually genius, you were just bad. Elex combat system is rlly awfull tho

Did you find the crafting loop to get unlimited Elex potions? I found it myself in the first playthru thats how obvious it is.

Love that German bashing. Am German myself.

Tbf the customer is almost always wrong.
The downfall of gaming media has its source in the internet and the ease of loud yet clueless customers making their opinion heard.

Maybe you just have a weak stomach.

My grandfather left me a shotgun that tasted Prussian blood and hungers for more. All this time I thought he was in a world war. Turns out he was just a beta tester for Gothic 2

"For nearly 2 decades, Piranha Bytes has been releasing Gothic II under different titles"
shows picture of Big Rigs

The devs must have watched this review since the mental energy reserve exploit is now patched and the flamethrower has a long cooldown between attacks.

This reminds me of Technomancer - the worst game ever made and the most egregious atrocity to ever plague mankind. That game is so bad it made ne hate RPGs.

Seth has so many patrons. He must be a millionaire 😮

Any female companions in the game?

He culd have called the magic crystals meht

Danke dafür Merkel

I had never heard of PiranhaBytes or their curse of perpetual Gothic II before I played Elex. It's still one of, if not the worst gaming experiences I've ever had.

Grüße gehn raus an meine deutschen Brüder Jürgen, Hans, und Ahmed.

germans like ahmed 🤣

And thatz why I never eat kebab again

I am from Germany... I loved it xD

Bernd, Detlef, Eberhard, Annegret, Hildegard, Mehmet, Bircan, Fatma, or Aisle would alternatively also have counted as good examples for German names.

This whole script was basically a summary of porn addiction...

As someone who completed this game on Ultra difficulty, you've seen nothing about bad combat system man, nothing.

I loved Gothic 2 combat system... 🥰