Guardsman and Stormtrooper Team Up | Animation | Galactic Heresy

Hey guys! This video has been a long time coming and has had many script renditions but it's finally here! Hope you guys enjoy it! Let me know what you think!

Also, I made a mistake in the animation but it's kind of funny and serves as a sort of easter egg so I decided to leave it in. Let me know if you can spot it!
Thanks for watching!

I love this episode now I just want to see what happens when this guy meets a thousand son sorcerer

"I might take back what I said about that lump of metal on your weapon. That..... that was actually kinda rad."

Fucking hilarious

stomtrooper armor would probaby absorb a lot of lasgun shots

No you eat nutrient paste

How is a xenomorph on this planet

The cybernetic revolt in the 23rd millennium

The way the 40K characters in these parodies speak sound more like an autistic nerd yapping about how fucked up the setting is rather than genuine characters.

I dont think guardsmen knows most of the things he just said

Tau should have quite comfortably won this but he was within mele range lol.

The imperium agriworlds which are literally farm worlds.

You should do tempestus scions and Kasrkin and death troopers crossover.

I was really expecting a different ending
(needed another line break for spoilers)



I was expecting the Guardsman to bayonet charge while the Stormtrooper and Tau shot each other
But the Stormtrooper would do as Stormtroopers do, miss horribly and shoot the Guardsman
Who then falls and, because he's not a Tau, still stabs the Tau because Tau can't melee lmao
But the Tau actually manages to shoot the Stormtrooper because he's a competent shot at ~10 feet
And either all 3 of them die, or they lay there injured but alive and yelling at the other two for being morons

(I show the Stormtrooper what the Men of Iron did during the Dark Age of Technology.)

Me: Now do you understand why the Imperium is the way it is? Besides. You guys came incredibly close to such a situation with IG-88a from Legends.

I love that the Stormtrooper is disgusted by the barbaric Imperium and how it treats its Guardsman.

Compared to Tyranids the Guardsmans could handle Xenomorphs

Okay, now you gotta add an ODST, a Helldiver, and a Starfleet officer.

The starfleet officer is so idealistic and nice, everyone else hates him, including the Tau. He quickly learns that by his standards, all of his colleagues are fanatical war criminals, and settles for screaming internally, instead of giving lectures.

The ODST is racist against aliens but is deeply concerned at the casual and competitive racism of the guardsman and the Stormie. (“Listen, I hate aliens because they killed my family in front of me, but you all need to dial it back a notch.”)

The Helldiver also annoys everyone to no end (especially Starfleet because the phrase “managed democracy” makes their eye twitch), until he starts throwing enough stratagems to make the surrounding area look like the surface of the moon. Everyone stops making fun of “managed democracy” after that.

can you do Helldivers characters as well?

Palpatine: My Empire is a Humanists institution

Friends no not till you've see the light of the emporor

the animation is so janky i love it

Was the beggining convo a red vs blue refrence?

I think I’d rather tyranid then a xenomorph I rather be shot or slices then having an alien come out of my chest

"What's a pension?"
This is both relatable and funny at the same time LOL

Suffer not the xeno, the heretic, or the mutant.

What´s a pension?
Saddest line

Sometimes those Xenomorpth can get even bigger

Just as Emperor intentended. Which Emperor it up to you

How didn't the Guardsman's bayonet melt after stabbing the xenomorph?

I think the guardsman is exaggerating. He should know that regiments that have been critically depleted are sometimes sent to conquer weak worlds to make them a new aristocracy and garrison until the veterans settle down and the new shift gets stronger. The chances of living up to this are funny or sad, depending on whether you are familiar with Harlequins, but this is fundamentally cooler than a dubious pension from the Empire (judging by how she took care of the clones, you may be lucky if they leave decommissioned equipment or armor because of connections)

Besides, to her, servitors are not just lobotomized cyborgs. They are often also slaves locked up in their own body like in prison, suffering every moment of their existence in a decomposing body, held by the rude! This stormtrooper definitely did not understand the important details of the idea.

Please add Unsc Marine

Dear Stortooper, read about Cybernetic Revolt

This series never disappoints. Great stuff!

What if i said STARSHIP TROOPERS was a 40k movie , 100%

But the acid blood would corode away the bayonett😂

The T'au is in the background watching them

First part reminds me of rvb from rooster teeth

corpse starch is not it bruh

Stabbing a xenomorph wouldn't work right? I mean it would melt the blade and shoot acid everywhere.

i saw the tau

After that the Imperium engaged the Empire in the first compliance campaign in 10,000 years.

The Guardsman and the Stormtrooper would occasionally meet up and exchange alcohol and words.

For the newbs:

The reason the Imperium uses servitors instead of androids is because during the terrors and horrors of old night one of the big bads was AI tech horrors. After the unification wars, the Imperium banned the use of AI of all kinds. So the Mechanicus improvised and started recycling criminals and underperformers into lobotomized cyborg slaves henceforth dubbed servitors.

That Tau was talking mad shit for someone in melee range.

Servitors must smell very badly.

Hey look, the most tolerant guardsmen and the most hateful stormtrooper.