Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine

Autistic reporters would probably ask more interesting questions than normal reporters tbh

Do the clothes have tags?

MEEEE

everybody talking abt how he's a great actor but what if he's actually autistic lmfao

literally me

If Sheldon Cooper went to prison

As an autistic, I find this 100% accurate and hilarious!

I would watch a whole series with this guy unintentionally getting up to crazy antics every week.
Like a Big Bang Theory/Young Sheldon, but darker, like this clip, with lots of violence, nudity and all that good stuff..

Hes cpunting the tiles at the beginnig this is so spot on

I am autistic and today my husband said unironically “you know where you’d do great if you hate your routine getting disrupted? Prison.” He did not know about the sketch but now he does! Michael Falk asking the real questions “can you stack your family?”

The Onion: providing better autistic representation than Sia since 1756

I didnt agree with the way he talked but otherwise it seemed correct. That may have read as outside opinion, but im within the spectrum too.

This is so comforting.

The Austitic Reporter features have actually helped me to understand autism in a way that nothing else has.

He is the messiah

hey as an autistic person?
i'd love to stack crates as part of my routine
actually i'd love to just have a routine

The way he goes from being disinterested to his eyes lighting up at hearing the whole day is accounted for is so good.

This is brilliant
Really funny/clever
Thanks for posting

What really strikes me is how 90.7629% of the commenters here claim to be autistic….

Breaking news Michael Falk arrested after shooting a convenience store clerk. The clerk one Apu Nahasapenapedalon was shot 3 hours into his 15 hour shift and immediately reported Falk to the police after finishing his shift. Falk is now in prison and goes by his new nickname “Snake”

He's literally me.

Always amazed by the acting in these skits, swear to god

No bcz this is the nicest criminal ever

I love this ❤

Michael: 😴 🥱 How is life different?
Prisoner: There’s a lot of rigid routine.
Michael: 🤩 Rigid routine…..

This is more funny than anything I’ve ever seen on SNL

As an autistic person this is fucking hilarious.

I like stack

Nice 👍

He is just beyond ecstatic the more Brian opens his mouth, lmfao

Michael is level 2

Plot twist, he doesn't actually want to go to prison, he just had no idea what to say

I have autism i would date i guy like him tbh

Why does the guy talk exactly like Ben shapiro 😂

The same clothes every day 😂😂😂😂

Wait, was rob riggle in band 9f brothers? I knownhe was in the marine citps reserve, butnwas he in the show?

Really funny!

I would like to add to the growing stockpile of autistic people in these comments all agreeing that literally these satirical parody writers know what autism is 1000% more than anybody who pretends to on the news or mainstream media

As someone about to go through testing for being under the autism spectrum, I see so much of myelf in his mannerisms and quirks lol.

I lived there for five years and loved every minute of it.I really can’t stand it out here.I’d commit suicide but unfortunately,I wasn’t born into theHemingway family.Better luck next incarnation,huh?P.S.:This no-cash bail policy isn’t helping at all.🙉🙈🙊

I have autism 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

As an officially diagnosed autistic person I not only find this hilarious but can remember a similar conversation I had 31 years ago!

can you STACK your family?

Cashiers everywhere refuse to serve Michael Faulk to this day

I give the Onion a lot of credit for having a decent understanding of how Autistic people can be at times.
We can definitely get obsessed about something and really become attached to it, similar to Michael Falk. Lol. 🤣

From an Autistic person!

We need autistic reporters. Lol

It's great watching this every year, and realizing they portrayed a better autistic character all those years ago than anyone can today.

Wow, this is really fucking unfunny and ableist. Flagged for hate speech.