Papers, Please - No Citations Speedrun Failed Attempts

wait, you learned every citizen and you know in advance what kind of documents they have? 😳

I have a few questions. What is the point on waiting until the end when you can easily get another person through? Using day 7 as an example, why do you just sit there waiting for minutes?

Im not exactly familiar with Papers Please speedruns, so if anyone could fill me in that would be nice

Edit: I noticed the runner stop accepting people after the 9th person

THIS IS CLICKBAIT!!!!! before you think i am a hater i just want to say that Jorji Costava gives you a citation whether you like it or not.

"no citations speedrun"
ending: 1 citation earned

That guy on day 2 got approved in less than 5 seconds and still yelled you to hurry up. Is he doing a speed run of his own? Did you ruined his wr?

He is so fast you get your passport back faster than you handed it out xD

So why let the green guy die?

Now THAT's an efficcient worker right there

“Jorji Costava strikes again”

Imagine wanting to enter a country, and the passport control just instantly denies your entry in .56 seconds

Did you ever make it so close to finishing the run and then get a citation for the stupidest thing?

Was jorji's citation relevant?

Damn bruh

Truly the best border inspector

I don’t remember the day, but if you refuse to do your boss a favour, you automatically lose. How did you deal with that?

HELLO INSPECTOR

WE HAVE AUDITED YOUR ACTIVITIES FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS

YOUR MANIC AND ABNORMAL BEHAVIOUR HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST PENDING INVESTIGATION FOR SUBSTANCE ABUSE

YOUR FAMILY WILL BE QUESTIONED ABOUT THEIR INVOLVEMENT

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

I think a faster way for Simon Wens is confiscating his passport and giving him Julia's picture

Wait but why player is not calling anybody at one moment?

Imagine having this guy who literally never misses a single detail in the 200+ people who come to his border patrol, but he's literally incapable of stamping on the right place.

Impressive, you make Artozka proud.

Why didnt Dimitry arrest you for not letting Shae in?

What do you want Gorgi, im on a timetable
My friend you-
Get out

"WHADDAYA MEAN, COBRASTAN ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY?!"

Speed run and no citation? Impossible?!!

bro does anyone notice that this is an ai scam? Saying that they will double the amount you send?

El de la miniatura es el mismísimo Álvaro Obregón 😮

Do certain portions have a guaranteed order? It seemed like for some of them they were insta-moved to the correct stamp without even looking, whereas most the time it was moved between the two stamps.

the cashier when your parents went to get something:
(also imagine being the person trying to enter and you give like a bible worth of documents to the inspector, and the inspector just takes the passport. looks at it for a split second before denying/accepting it)

The funny thing is, you can probably put this in a curriculum if you plan to work at border inspection.

| [Stamp here] |
| [Den|ied]

R.I.P.

Sergiu

White noise

"You said i get paid for each one i process, right?"

Proceeds to do this

>"You have been selected for a random search."
>refuses to elaborate
>denies entry

Employee of the Month