Alduin goes on a rant (AI voice meme)

It's okay Alduin, you still hold the sickest villain intro in video game histo....Baldur's gate? Oh. Well shit bud.

They kinda did him dirty but then again this is not the incarnation of the world eater more the incarnation of the tyrant

With Ks dragon overhaul 2 alduin could one shout you with single area effect shout, if you use absorb magic, you just absorb the damage because it canot be resisted

Starfield should have had seemless space flight and experimented with AI voices for all NPCS

Alduin was cool but still not as intimidating enough

I don’t need some magic dagger.

I’ll just use my “fuck you” knife. The knife that deals 7410 fire damage.

"Am I fucking adopted?" 😂😂

I wish Alduin can show more impacts like Fatalis or Deathwing.

Oh Alduin, it could be worse, dovahkiin could've gotten a dragon mod from Loverslab before meeting you!

Every demigod in elden ring liked that.

Alduin was done dirty by Bethesda, but Miraak should actually be stronger than Alduin in lore, considering he has the same powers/abilities of the MC but given millenia and infinite knowledge to master them. If anything though, that makes even less sense, because Hermaeus was able to one-shot Miraak, yet Alduin should be stronger than most Daedric Princes including Hermaeus.

Point being, regardless if Miraak is actually stronger than Alduin or not, it still raises lore continuity errors because Alduin should either be stronger than both Miraak AND Hermaeus, or if Miraak does scale above Alduin, he should also be able to bitch slap Hermaeus and just waltz out of his realm at any time.

Tl;dr Ironic Alduin is the son of the God of Time considering his lore/feats are completely paradoxical

Lore wise Dragonborn vs Alduin would destroy Skyrim in their battle.



Maybe I dunno my lore lol

I remember playing skyrim for the first time after finally cracking down and deciding ti try it with how everyone was praising it.

Imagine my disappointment when the final boss was just another run of the mill dragon boss

And THIS is why Chosen Undead beats Dragonborn. Piss off Deathbattle. My boy did not lose to a guy who beat a dragon with slightly higher HP than a giant.

Alduin is that one dragon you think its the coolest until you meet Grigori for the first time

"Is that fucking sonaak somehow the lovechild of my dad? And am I fucking adopted? Because Bethesda sure fucking threats me this way."

Best quote in this entire video.

I still love you tho ❤:)

😅😅😅

Truer words were never spoken...

For some reason I was expecting him to bust out a "Arby's! We have the meats!"

Ahh geez, now I feel sorry for Alduin.

I mean, at least you're not like Dagoth Ur, where enemies on Solstien have more health than he foes.

he saved my life from the imp Thalmor dogs.

So alduin, is alright in my books.

Is this a bad time to say that I killed Alduin with one poison that I didn't use all of on him?

Got damn….

He sounds so genuinely pissed its killing me

I still don't understand why we can't side with Al

They didn't even give him his own battle theme ffs

Nice!

i love the theory that he has yet to properly be reborn as the world eater and he is still the first version of himself 'the king of dragons' because he got sent forward in time by the elder scroll, not killed by it.

Modded Alduin is not a bitch.

You know, instead of shrouding in partial mystery what happened to winterhold, we coulda had an ALDUIN moment where he destroys most of it?
Just a thought…

Did you sneak a "I have no mouth but I mist scream" reference? Lol

So true when i first fight him i was expecting some thing big like a second phase i boost my self with everything i have then he died in 30 sec

you FOOL Alduin, i aint got no bitchs to steal

He's out of line but he's right.

In my Skyrim fanfic, I made Alduin a lucifer Archetype, wherein he deceived the mortals to worship him instead of his father Akatosh, who the dragons call Bormahu. In my story, he, and his widespread shadow, “eclipsed” the seat of Akatosh’s throne, which in the eyes of Akatosh is akin to sacrilege. This deception is what led many if the nomadic Nords to believe that Alduin is Akatosh, as he in the most cunning of the Dovah.

In my story, the Dragons ride upon the currents of time, Alduin, himself being unique amongst Dragons, seeks to not just devour the world; but swallow time itself. How? By destroying the tower that is the Amaranth; the realization of Godhead: deus ex machina. In my story, Alduin, his hunger insatiable, seeks to claim this power to grow beyond time; beyond Akatosh. Imagine the horrors Arubis would face if Alduin became the new Akatosh.

I’m pretty sure that the only reason Miraak resists Mehrunes Razor is because one hitting him breaks the game.

Oh my god I cracked up at this, feel em' though.

Yea … they really did do him dirty

Alduin- Am i fucking adopted?

The pronunciation on "Amazing right?" killed me.

Emil is a terrible writer, that's why. Also he didn't write the Elder Scrolls lore

Poor flying lizard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hope there's a mod that makes Alduin fight like the Dragons In Elden Ring

Ikr. As the Dragonborn, I wonder why Bethesda didn’t go all out with the Alduin fight because I distinctly remember the world eater warping the space around the whole of Sovngarde and outright fucking my perception of time. I also distinctly recall losing limbs during that fight. On that note, did you know you can enchant cheesewheels with regen?

Alduin, elder brother, I feel your pain, I too got my ass nerfed in Skyrim. Unrelenting force is capable of outright splitting continents but for some reason, I can’t put a single dent on the Th*lmor embassy in the game and now people think I am on par to this Geralt jackass who I recently learned from a dude named Lambert, jobbed to a fucking farmboy.

Bit sad innit