Decisive Ottoman Victory meme

Casualties: unknown
Losses: unknown

"Austrians were surprised and retreated in confusion"
yeah that seems to happen a lot in history.

You can mess with kebab eaters, but dont mess with kebab makers and their bussines.

Ottomans won most of their battles just by having 2 - 3 times more toops than their enemy

If this was a decisive Ottoman victory, then what happened at Lepanto and Vienna?

Turks impressing the world with their CZNs and Salt Baes for centuries

A certified Ottoman Empire moment

When you realise that a superpower like Austria lose while Wallachia, Moldavia and Transylvania destroyed Ottomans at Giurgiu a little bit earlier.

another name for this war: Turkish street food

Turkish cook vs Christian soldier

I love my country

The austrians break through the ottoman lines the camp followers- shame.

INFIDEL SKILL ISSUE

I always go to this video to hear the angry Turkish noises

The Austrian army never fails to surprise me

Ottoman casualties:
1x Soup Kettle

The world 🌎 Vs -999 ottomans 🇹🇷
-Ottoman victory

Now the siege of Nagykanizsa or battle of Martisa please

You should have mentioned that battle between the Serbian army of 70,000 vs 800 ottoman horse riders it happened during the reign of Murad I I forgot the name of the battle but I do know that the battle was a victory for the ottomans and caused the downfall of the Serbian empire.

But then rain came and sulimane couldn’t advance further

The Ottoman Empire Wins Again!

Sultans' bodyguards, royal gardeners, his barber etc were selected from the very best of the Janissary Corps. As a rule of thumb, the closer they are to the sultan, the more elite they are because they all had the implied duty of being the sultans' last line of defense. The "cooks" in this story are not some randoms and that is probably why Austrians were surprised.

austrians getting surprised is perfectly understandable, imagine in a battle reaching the enemy leaders tent and some dudes are attacking to you with spoons and pieces of wood.

THE TURKS AND THE WEST.

Europe stood in awe of the Ottomans who crushed many states and conquered vast territories, going, as all patriotic Turks will proudly point out, "all the way to the gates of Vienna." European literature is replete with the depictions of the Turk as the hated enemy. The English often thought of the Turk as awe-inspiring and destructive. Thomas Fuller wrote in The Holy Warre (1639): "The Turkish Empire is the greatest... the sun ever saw. ...Grass springeth not where the grand signior's horse setteth his foot."

Funny

Stronghold crusader ♥️

what a battle

when you break through the ottoman forces only to get your asses kicked by the sultan's cooks, camel minders, horse groomers, and tent makers.

man dropped the GLA worker line from c&c generals holy

HRE always meet their blunder when they are close to victory by their minding about looting , brother of Europe war is not PUBG stop looting while fighting a wars

Ottoman vs crusade and some eu empire🗿

Lmao cooks spoon?!!

Alhamdulillah. La İlahe İllallah Muhammeden Rasulullah

Love the strong hold crusader voices

getting attacked by comically lager spoons is some form of revolutionary shock troop.

What happened to the fine ottoman tradition of molesting boys and surrendering?

when you break through the frontline units of the enemy only to get your ass kicked by the troops in the backlines and the rear-echelon units.

The Austrians encountered the Sultan's personal army, which was basically royal guards.
The guards mainly protect the Sultan but serve him as well when he is completely safe.
Was the Austrian troops shit ? Maybe.
But their opponent was the best of all Ottoman military for sure.

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and treat enemy like a juicy mid-well cooked steak and throw some salt on them


Decisive Ottoman victory

Picture 50 gordon ramsays running at you with ladles 🥄🏃‍♂️

nice

Am I the only laughing when it was an army of cooks and horse groomers who managed to win against a professional army? It looks surreal, like a scene from Disney animated movie.

The Stronghold Crusader SFX takes me back!

You deserve the best in life for using voices from Stronghold Crusader

comically deadly spoon

Comically efective cooking spoon