theCHIVE's Asking Couch: Pick up lines

I will die alone.

huh.  never tried pick up lines, maybe i should to get a horror story on the chive :D

Is it really that easy?? As a man that has trouble talking to women at the bars, what would be the best advice you can give??

Caitlin is my kind of gal. Food is the best topic of conversation.

I'm pretty sure Caitlin is perfect.

THOSE SOME SEXY BITCHES RIGHT THERE .. !!

I almost crapped my pants with that hand sanitizer line holy hell

Being honest or related to the situation at hand rather than some tangential bad joke is considered as the best pick up lines, whodathunk?!

WAIT WAIT WAIT.... so that one girl likes a guy saying something like "i know i'm going to fuck this up" which kinda shows a lack of confidence..... but she likes a guy who is confident and will ask her to breakfast???? lacks a certain amount of sense..... kinda proves women don't know what they want....

Do only very attractive (and pretty funny as well) women work at the CHIVE??

Why is the chat up line left to a guy to do and then obviously consequently get shut the fuck down for even trying?

beautiful idiots

Pickup lines? I just drag them into the bushes.

Chelsea and Taylor are the best

caitlin is perfect

who the fuck uses pick up lines these days, or ever for that matter

i wouldnt waste energy on any of these girls, except caitlyn

Mmm Bacon.

This is a weird episode of casting couch

put her in the tomb raider outfit

"I put the STD in "stud" now all I need is U" <3

i came for advice and left hungry.

hey baby can I stuff some beef in your taco if not you can still toss my cucumber

If women weren't so pretentious in general, then men could just come up to them and talk to them like normal human beings instead of trying to come up with pickup lines when they are attracted to or interested in someone. I don't know how many times I've gone up to random women in a bar just to strike up a conversation without hitting on them and they blow me off like I was some random loser trying to hit on them. This never happens with random dudes when I strike up conversations with them, even though I will get the occasional assclapping dickbag who if you look a them wrong they want to fight you, which is also annoying.

It's like half the women out there can't follow the Chive's main idea, keep calm and chive on. It's sad........

Caitlin is my spirit animal.

basic ass, nobody bitches acting like this actually happened to them. losers

Be careful. Salami girl will become the fat cat lady. And yes I know this is an old video but it still applies. Lol

The worst pickup line I ever overheard was in a small town bar in Indiana, this guy walked in and said to one of the servers " are those space pants? When the server just gave him a quizzical look, he said" they must be, because your a** is out of this world"

I have to use that sugar one

So Caitlin is into dudes with no confidence? Hell yeah!!

How about, what should we have for breakfast tomorrow, IHOP or Denny’s?