The Decision - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Cyadine and happiness

I like watching these "Cyanide and Happiness" videos. 😁

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Kids ARE a handful, it's still a crazy world, and it's hard as hell to protect them.

It actually happened in Poland this week. The media are going crazy about it

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She's knitting with two crochet hooks... interesting

Must be a Monday

I love these. Every time I think I know what's coming, they pull a fast one me and I crack up laughing. I was expecting them to agree they didn't want kids and then have sex, then it would cut to a few weeks later and the wife is pregnant.

It really IS true. You shouldn't have kids since it's a DANGEROUS world out there, they will only get killed for no reason at all. 😑

Kto z Polski po wypowiedzi prezesa w Ełku?

Episode 16

Season 6

I forgot what channel this was for a second

They already had 2 kids

Women in America would be tryna take them to an abortion centre 🤣

GODDAMN hahahahaha

Had me in the 1st half, not gonna lie.

How did I see that coming?

Bwahahaha

Sorry, but this was a red herring. They talked about having kids, not THE kids. It's a deceptive misdirection.

oh ok whats the joke gonna be- O OK i didnt expect that

The kids shark rad shirt is a nice touch

&uh co kurwa

When I saw this I thought she secretly had a positive pregnancy test, but this was much better XD

"the world is crazy out there"
"you can say that again, with everything going on"

Hmm this hit differently now compared to 2016..

That was the most epic turn I ever saw in my life😂😂😂😂

Really think how the phrase ‘with everything going on, its a dangerous world out there’ has aged

That's what the fuck I'm talking about! Kids wanna act grown these days, treat em like they're grown. Fuck all this being your kids friend bullshit.

"On the double exploded my nose with laughter"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yay I finally predicted one!

This is simply the best video I've ever watched omg that was SO unexpected.

Lol I showed this to my kids.

wow, you didn't have to personally attack us like that geez

Worth the long setup

Ok so I predicted that they already had kids but my prediction was way darker thinking he was going to grab the cushion and go to smother them 😂

alright, you heard her... get the fu k outta here, on the double!.

Why is she knitting with two crochet hooks? This really bugs me.

Oh fuck off you 2!🤬

I thought he's gonna get her pregnant by accident tbh

Saw dat one coming

The golden age of Cyanide and Happiness.

WHY IS SHE KNITTING WITH CROCHET HOOKS

Bahahahahh

“Alright you heard her get the fuck out of here on the dump!”

"It's a dangerous world out there." I was expecting zombies or aliens.