When you meet a German in Austria

Deutschland... Deutschland...
Huber hallen...
Rammstein ❤

Austrian painter too didn't see a difference. Anschluss in 1938 too didn't see a difference. Germanica.

Sooo leude, Forza is feddigh runddegeladne

Aaaargh 😂

When you meet German in Germany.

You don't want is to be the same.
Either medieval or... you know

Don’t tell Austrians they’re Germans Germans they’re Austrians bavarians they’re Germans or Austrians

It's like saying Scots are just English.

Deutschland ist mittlerweile eine Lachnummer geworden.
Wir arbeiten sehr eng mit Kollegen aus Österreich zusammen. Ein angenehmer Akzent, Tugenden wie Deutsche sie haben sollten, eine deutlich zuverlässigere Zusammenarbeit.

ich will nicht mehr ich kann nicht mehr

Germany👳🏾‍♀️Austria👳🏾‍♀️

Poland:Germany
Uh oh, Denmark:Germany
Czechia:Germany
France:Germany
Norway:Germany
15% of Russia:Germany
Ethiopia:Germany
North Italy:Germany
Croatia:Germany
Bosnia:Germany
N. Macedonia:Germany
Serbia:Germany
Tunisia:Germany
Montenegro:Germany
Greece:Germany
Slovakia:Germany
AND THEN, AUSTRIAS’ GERMANY💀

I don´t think a German would react much to being mistaken for an Austrian. An Austrian on the other hand, will react strongly to being mistaken for a German. Neither of them would have pushed down anyone from the slope though.

Austria's to greatest achievements are convincing the world that Mozart was Austrian and Hitler was German.

-Hitch

Ve must ztop ze Dutch und ze austrians

Desde República Dominicana

Germans and Austrians are of the same religion, the same ethnicity, and speak the same language.
What is the major difference between them? 🤔

absolutely stupid

absolut stupid

The same i feel like a brazilian when you all think i am through Hamas. But worse, way worse

Oh, his beautiful Austrian accent..

"I'm gonna sue you for fahrlässiger Körperverletzung"

Bavarians and Austrians are the same thing, it is the North Germans who are different

I thought Austrians are Australian😂

Man1: Are you from Austria?
Man2: Im from Australia.
Man1: Are they same?
Man2: 😡

If you think about it, Germany is a federation of German speaking nations. Austria is the only German speaking nation that managed to remain independent

KEINE STEINE WERFEN IM GEBIRGE!

That’s a amazing landscape

austrians have to be pissed of from germans not germans from austrians -.-

I can't tell the difference either. I'm fact, the only categories in Europe are French, Italians (maybe), Spanish, Germans and Russians.

To be honest a lot of us have more Czechoslovakian, Slovenian (Carinthia), Hungarian and even Crotian (Burgenland) blood than "German" blood, that's why many of us get mad😂😂😂 Just because we speak the same language or a dialect of it in our country doesn't mean we're ethnically the same
It's like saying all Americans are ethnic Brits (sure, some originally were, that's why the USA speaks English but yeah...)

Großdeutschland

You can always spot Germans and US Americans in the Alps from afar. The Germans are way too geared up (stuff is clearly not used as often as a local would use it) and the US Americans have no gear at all, always a single water bottle in hand, short pants and bad footwear. I have encountered people in flip flops on a hiking trail down a mountain through woods with said water bottle. YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR HANDS FREE SO YOU CAN CATCH YOURSELF IF YOU FALL!
Meanwhile my boomer age German dad has not done any sport since the early nineties but shows up in Jack Wolfskin from head to toe, including all weather jacket, sunhat, hiking backpack, hiking pants (you can zip off the lower part to make them shorts lol), the best hiking shoes available and walking sticks.

Tell the english guy he's american and he will understand. You could also tell him he's australian or canadian, doesn't really matter because they're all the same

Piefke...

Austria is Germany

OF COURSE WE ARE DIFFERENT WE DEFEATED THE GERMANS IN FOOTBALL 2:0 last week and THEY were lucky not to be crushed even more

It isn't !!

We both know the German would be ultralight.🤣👍 Probably even has a deuter rucksack😅

NIEN

You have to say. Grüß Gott.servus. ich habe die ehre.

Loved it🤣🤣🤣

I saw your honour he jumped

Yeah we don’t paint

from my movie stories:

the city is istanbul. she asked the prices to shop personel, by smiling:
- your prices are like milano... or switchzerland.
he answered:
- what? no. we are not as same as milano or swicthzerland. we are better than, higher than milano life, or swicthzerland or norway... our life is higher than them. we know all education, health aaaand dressing etc... better than them. we apply daily time as same as them. we are better than them. if they dont live as our rules, like daily time, we make them the drug "akineton" because they are mad. we are genious. how dare they dont do our rules.

because of this, she thought in her head:
- put these people, in center of milano or other european cities.

☺ written by ayfer istanbul

Now try with Koreans and Chineses

Und ich komme aus Trier 😂😂😂

Those aren't fighting words, those are suicide words

How can they mix up Germany and Austria... Austria is literally on the other side of the world thousands of miles away

JA RICHI! HA GSEIT DU SÖUSCH DI GUET HEBE!