Illustrating the Weirdest Internet Ads We Can Find

House Funker

That ranger is DEFINITELY the Big Boss Man

guys
guys
guuuyyys...
crack the ice?

That last ad is a picture of a kind of South African bird called “Sociable Weaver Bird.” They make these huge, interlocked communal nests almost like a hive, and birds in the colony often will assist breeding pairs and feed unrelated young.

Getting killed by a thing that was just birthed like a horse seems like something from Joe Joe’s Bizarre Adventure.

My mom read one of those “They found this animal but it’s actually…” stories and it was just this increasingly bizarre prose story about this dog that is actually some kind of escaped laboratory experiment that spreads deadly diseases but also, like, turns into a horror movie creature they have to hunt down. It had to have been written by a robot.

“Oh I… I recognize this shape…”
I love that he got it so fast

I fell asleep while watching this and had some extremely strange dreams. 10/10, would recommend

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I looked at the horse thing and it's just about the breed of horse

"Frankly, my dear, that's not a dam" is almost assuredly not what Julia meant when she said it, but it's actually a pretty good pun.

Dang Im Albert

OVER THE GARDEN WALL MENTIONED

Im pale! Im pale

The beach that makes you pale made me laugh

The iceberg was just abnormally large. The only thing in the ice was more ice.
The foal was in fact a foal, just a rare one.
The ranger noticed a lot of rare birds had abandoned their nests. He eventually found a cache of rare animal eggs in one of them, which led to him being able to take down a wildlife smuggling operation.

If they take out their forks and start eating iceberg-ass....are Jesus and the devil going to be there?...more of ass shop presidents day and what Biden does?

every episode i watch and rewatch i keep thinking "karina should watch hannibal" and especially in this episode where she talks about how she wants someone in jjk to die by horse birth,,,,,,, karina please watch hannibal im begging you

really looking forward to seeing the berg cinematic universe start to open up

I would go see a cinematic release of Drawtectives season 3

I have indeed become very pale since BG3 came out. Between playing the whole thing 3 times in a row and writing 90k words of fanfic, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen the fun

The way Jacob and Nathan said "Gameeeers" reminds me so much of Duke Kingston Munch from Drawtectives s2

...Karina, the thumbs on the iceberg are backwards

The proposal via horse birth reminds me of Clone High's Prom-posal episode where Nostradamus proposes to Helen of Troy via fetal talking horse.

🌈 'Promo sm'

"Do you or a loved one have regrets over accidentally causing a rift with your family because you nearly got your mum and brothers killed because of a mistake you made?
"It's okay, healing begins here, I'm Merobiba."

"I'm just gonna keep stabbing people until I find out which one is my dad" -literally the whole plot of Blue Eye Samurai

My dog loves drawfee (she’s a working type lab). I often put the show on my TV as background noice when I draw and she’ll come lay next to me to watch it (she will stare at it for hours)😂😂. Also you guys should do another favorite media speed draw since I’m still hopeful that someday someone Will draw a dark materials piece❤

domain expansion: horse womb

Nice

Gaaaayyyymaaarrrs!!

I mean, there ARE cursed wombs that birth curses that immediately kill people after being birthed in JJK...

Jacob Lorese

I'm might actually use Jacobs in my DND campaign

Darth Binks

I'm pretty sure the "sleeping on your right side" thing is that many people can prevent heartburn by sleeping on their left side because of the orientation of the stomach. But if you don't have a problem with heartburn there isn't an issue.

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As almost a vet I would like to move that this become our official uniform

These Minotaur myth retellings are getting really far from the source material...

I should absolutely not have watched this in the office. With the reveal of the iceberg in the nest I was close to sobbing trying not to laugh to loud.

Please draw warrior cats characters based on their names and personalities or scenes from the books

Just so many Procul Harem fans writing clickbait copy.

I served in The Vet Core in the US Army and I still have the pamphlet for it. There are 2 Pictures of the Officer who was my unit commander in it.

The Quadruplets of Bergville