Funny Programming Memes 9 || r/ProgrammerHumor

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According to google translate there is a fitting synonym in English for verschlimmbessern. "Disimprove."

Its just my preference but visual studio is the best

rewriting... oh yes... that's pure pornography... mhmm... baby... i'm getting turned on.

state of the art debugger? yeah. it's beautiful. all you need to do is starting a DEV server at your BROWSER, change some configuration and pray to heaven...
the browser commonly reacts to this procedure by turning it's adress red.
that cannot be a good sign.

Do it for just the money: ❌ Do it for the memes: ✅

Verschlimmbessern is a german word, i am proud AUF DER HEIDE

I'm not gunna lie Ryder way better to use then VS

Oh my goodness, these are all laser-targeted at me!

when you are blind and use a screenreader to code, you can place all gui elements in a random way because you don't see the screen.
let's make random coordinates to all gui elements than!!!

all languages: array starts from zero, its the law.
applescript: no i'm not thinking like that.
jinja: I can be 0 indexed or 1 indexed, just use a proper function.

Guys. Is it bad to use print() as a way of debug?

This compilation is the best in the series.

I don't even program anymore and haven't since childhood, why was this recced to me and why did I click it

am i the only one who actually sipped the juice in the end???

JDAUGHTER:

That metronome is me

ooooooh yeah, that's the good stuff!

RAndom BS go.
Words to live by.

One more time anyone paints XML inferior to JSON! JSON has approx. 1/1048576 of functionality of XML for relatively small cost.

Me: 1+1=x; print x;
Computer: I have no idea what you want from me
Me: solve it
Computer: zero clue
Me: please, solve the equation 1+1=x and show the answer on the screen
Computer: you must define every word you just used to me, you must explain the basics of math from 0 to me, you must create a coding language from 0 for me to use, you must create a universe where this code would work, you must create sentient creatures capable of understanding the answer the way I interpret it. Otherwise I can do nothing.

making sql but on lowecase Muajajaja

; expected in line 42
line 42:
pp(smol);

the good at math, bad at code algorithm O(N↑N)

The JSON vs XML meme is so true. I started working at a company and they only use XML 🤮

At the last thing, you forgot: "Everything is a File: Linux"

The meam juce was quite good, thank you.

The way this text to speech says “coconut”
Cock a nut

Verschlimmbessern. aaah sooo german