Virtual insanity meme

rook to h8

holy hell

Me doing instant checkmate to my enemy
Bishop on the other side of the board:

Me: about to checkmate the king

The bishop about to kill my chances of winning because i forgot about it:

“Dude let go of my pieces. Wait don’t throw them- bro wtf is wrong with you?”

victory

It's called 'strangling' and its apparently illegal in Auburn.

Me teaching my friends how to play only to checkmate in 3

Elaborate

Me making 6 blunders to win my first game

Me when someone tells me the strategy name of the basic move I just did.

Me pressing the red button for the ICBM gambit

Opponent: Dude, it’s so obvious you are using Stockfish.
The pipe bomb in their mailbox:

snaps their neck

"Woo! Checkmate!"

Horsey horse

Me horse rushing the queen and hoping they don’t notice

Holy hell.

checkmate more like chokemate

Me about to make the checkmate move (I'm gonna choke him)

Should've had him stop when his hand was over a piece and just make him take it.

Remember, when you're about to lose the game, simply wait for your opponent to use the restroom. When he's gone, turn the board around so that you now have his pieces. If he raises any objections, simply act as though you're engrossed in the position and cannot be stirred from your deep concentration until he sighs and accepts the reversal or resigns.
Alternatively, flip the board and spit in his face, but only in dire circumstances. In less dire circumstances, you can use the "look over there" defense to rearrange the pieces while your opponent isn't looking.

Me casually grabbing the John Lennon destroyer to instantly win chess:

What’s the instant checkmate?

Chat GPT teleporting the rook past two pawns and a bishop to your king:

GIVE EM THE OLD DICK TWIST!

Hikaru that one time:

Chess speedrun

Me going slow to move the tablet to do Swip team

My mom with a quest that will take forever as soon as I get comfy

I move my Queen straight to your throat.

Opponent : Nani?

Plot twist: The instant checkmate move is performed by choking your opponent to death.

Virtual checkmate

Me reaching for the .44 magnum in my coat pocket to beat my chess opponent in one move

Outstanding move

I expected him to flip the chessboard

Queen is shopping
I let the king out of the check

Ah yes the good old force choke checkmate

Ah yes, the Instant Checkmate move of; reaching past the chessboard and going straight for the opposing player's jugular.

Where Chess.EXE?!??!!? 🤨

Grabbing my opponent by the throat.

Board is set up wrong smh

Me trying to eat my opponent's pieces while they're not looking

Wait I don't understand.....














































































Still no