Shinji Has A Secret

The hell did I just watch?

Evangelion canon: a traumatizing story of a teenage girl whose mom commited suicide.
Evangelion fanon:

i like to think they're all physically in the same room and not on discord and asuka just carries around a soundboard with her all the time to do this because she's asuka

Shinji proceeds to strangle asuka

I love how fucking goofy this shit is😭😭😭💀💀

Yo, if man says he’s not gay he’s not gay

Wouldn't it be weird if Shinji and Rei dated? cuz technically they're siblings 💀

Gay negative + Gay negative is equal to Straight positive, simple math.

Wait so gay couples mean both members are gay, so all gay couples cancel out?

almost forgot to watch this today

That is amazing

Why does shinji should like honey Senpai?💀

THIS IS SO GOOD THANK YOU

poor shinji

Lol😂💀

this is sheer gold

this makes me so happy thank u sm

this is one of the best videos on the internet.

oh this is from the timeline where eva actually came out a couple of years ago.

Shinji isnt gay. Just a fucking coward.

Evangelion 5.0: Shinji is (not) Straight

Aska?!!?!?!!?

its the sound boards fault

"LIKE I HAVE W RIZZ BUT ALL THESE FREAKING CHAD'S ONLY WANT STACIES ITS RIDICULOUS" 💀💀💀💀

Man what a rabbit hole this video let in thanks. Congrants on the voice acting

jesus christ.

oh imma gummy bear yes imma gummy bear

That 'N O' that Rei did made me burst out

This so funny

YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

shinji forgot about kaworu

This isn't realistic, shinji did NOT crank that Soulja Boy.

Isn't rei also shinji's mom. Somehow.

Shinji isn't gay, he's bisexual ❤️

Asuka being a femcel is so unbelievably accurate for her

we need more of this, this is funny fr

This is legitimately hilarious. Had me laughing the whole damn time

real

aids💀👃

Shiinji is such a sad little girl 😢

This feels like that one epsiode where shinji's dreaming of a normal life near the end of eva. If that bit just kept on going, and going.

I thought the red head went to university at 12 yrs old, is she stupid?

Shinji having a mental breakdown unnoticed in the background about not being gay is entirely lore accurate.

Never thought I'd hear Asuka and Rei making fun of Shinji for having a dead mother lol

kawoshin real

Yeah and he can't help Kaoru either XD

This was perfect

Gold

Average Evangelion episode be like: