I, EXODIA | Kenshi - The TORSO SQUAD Experience #4

KaibaCorp demands another Blue Eyes White Dragon.

I hate the fogmen. Even right outside Mongrel they constantly try to pick you up when they knock you down. Thankfully, most of the time they're close to a guard and start attacking even while holding on of your squad, but all it takes is one fogman to grow a brain and run away with your squaddie and you are never getting him back. He'll just be eaten and there's not much you can do about it.

At least if you're training. If you're already a high level in athletics, stealth and lockpicking and it's night, you might be able to get him free before they swarm him and begin feasting.

Maybe.

I had Beep carry a dead corpse and load up on Iron and got him stuck in some form of Engineer/deposit resources loop. Got him to 80 Strength before I remembered he existed lol.
As for Strength Training, you get three trader backpacks and load all three with iron and put med kit and food in spare inventory spaces.

Protip. Kidnap the shop keeper after you knock him out. Close the door and then you have unlimited time to loot and train lockpicking.

From torso'd to torqued!

The waffle house has found its new host.

Nugget village

One year later and I just realized Torspeed looks like Sonic

I would use a pack animal, carry it into the building, knock the merchant out, then loot everything and place it in the pack animal. 😂

city named like jerusalem, apparently the chosen people, globalist. what did he mean by this?

The way of the torso

My favorite moment was when he said "It's torsin' time" and then proceeded to torse all over those guys.

I’m freaking wheezing. 😂

Love the game and this series is incredibly hilarious!

"they can take our limbs but they cant touch... our torsos."
this channel is gold

Torsword... known for his sword. 😂😂

How hungry are the hungry bandits? Hungry enough to look at a group buff cyborgs with mastercrafted limbs carrying the most dangerous bandit in the desert and think, yeah, we gon fight them for some rations.

"and completing our degrees.... in liberal arts"
hahahaha

Where tortesticle

This is inspirational. If Kenshi 2 should have a Easter egg to your Torsoruseum.

Which is more profitable, Beak thing eggs or Fog Prince heads?

The title and thumbnail alone makes me chuckle

I've just realised, KLR is possibly pronounced "killer."

Your words are like poetry

gang of people in the fog that kidnap you, tie you up and eat your limbs: "life is so good we survive so well like this"

torsquad with OP robo limbs appears

"this was a mistake"

Torstealth is the real hero of this merry band.

You’ve said “we have enough master work Limbs for everyone” like 4 times but at the end a bunch of them still have economy limbs!

inconsistencies in the gospel!

beep is the unsung hero of this story. the first and only outsider to be inducted into this illustrious army via having his limbs eaten off his living body. legend

I, Torsodia

Torstealth steals so many limbs he eventually opens his own limb shop and becomes Torshopkeeper

What happened to being honorable?

I love the slow descent into madness and rising voice pitch as the story progresses.

You needa check out the robot place where they make weapons. Any sneaky boy will find a way to make mountains of cats

Now that we have 35000 cats, we can just invest that in better weapons...

They can take our arms and our legs but they can never take our TORSO

The University of Clemson bit earned you a new subscriber

I am absolutely devouring this series, I've watched 4 episodes in 12 hours.

You can steal the masterwork weapons the same way. and armor. from the two legendary shop keepers

Remember when the torsquad was just a peaceful race

Torsolo was a Saîtama hero in Kenshi

“Arm in arm we fight on. That’s what we’ve always done” are you sure you were “arm in arm?”

If one were to pick up a unconscious shopkeeper, one could prevent the shopkeeper from waking up. A thief would have the run of the shop.

Imagine if Torsolo comes back from the throne to help them out.

The Tor Squad sounds like a 4chan group lol

"they will not lay a hand on our torsos"

As somebody who had testicular torsion, I feel uncomfortable every time you say torsion

Should have had a Torsmith, could have had everyone rocking knockoff Edge Walker blades

“I hate getting kidnapped”