If Half-Life: Alyx was Written by a Bot

Sounds about right.

Eli: *dies
Big boy combine: :dancing

A shame that it didn’t tie in to the Aliens flipping Gordon into the void, Episode 2/10

"People are still easier to kill than my reputation."
"I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors."
Gordon's only two lines in this series (and I love how corny yet badass they are)

And thats why Gordon doesnt usually talk

What version of the valve theme song do you use for this?

We are so fucking back!

Hard to tell if this is complex.

He has been excited to fire upon some Benefactors

wasnt it? it felt like it...

The Big Bank in the Sky is my favourite Pink Floyd song

this is the moment when alyx vance became unforeseen consquences

Looking back I like how the bot's knowledge of Half Life ended up seeping "Gordon Freeman in the flesh... or rather, in the hazard suit." into it thinking that gordon was injured in the flesh

You forgot Epistle 3.

I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors too XD

“Mah Daughter HATES synonyms!”
-Eli

I love the dancing Wallhammer so much

I love how Alyx uses her gloves only to push Russel right a little bit


and how G-man cant rememver the word "job interview


...


and how jeff is a broken man

can't wait for new half life game to release to get another made by a bot

in the meantime, please cover Blue shift im sure evryone would love to see more of the alcoholic Barney troubles

this video kill my brain

"Big Bank in the Sky" sounds like the name of a really popular album in an alternate universe.

Oooooooh so the continuation is that improve video you made, starring you 3 about Half-Life 3

This is more devious than Valve Making Half Life 3

Lol! That's Too Funny Half-Life Alyx Game Parodies Style

i like how gordon only speaks twice in this entire series but both times he says the hardest line in existence, also i love how gman is always trying to get people for questioning

Con-cuss-ions

I think the bot has a good grip on Gordon’s character, I want freeman’s mind to reference this lol

“I have been very excited to shoot some benefactors.”

-Gordon Freeman

I like the idea that Gordon was just waiting around in some zoo doing very little between the events of HL1 and 2.

Can you do this to Entropy Zero next?

ahh

can we finally figure out why alyx hates synonyms?

Big boi dance XD

Gordon after getting shot: i use to be a black Mesa employee like you till I took a bullet in the knee

fun fact: ive watched all of these stupid videos before actually trying out the half life series

Opposing force written by a bot?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

make about entropy zero 2

I just barely 10 minutes ago finished half-life alyx. The first thing I did was watch this video. I've been waiting a long time to be able to watch it without being spoiled.

Great!

Damn can't believe she became unforseen consequences like yat

lore explained in a short video

covered all the major plot points. good job robot!

remember kids, Alyx hates synonyms.

As someone who has recently played the game, I can confirm that the bot is 100% accurate about the plot