Yes, I'm a simp

Okay this just sounds like a new Metal Gear Solid character. Like:

Snake: "Otacon, I'm being attacked by some kind of simian...their accuracy is incredible. What should I do?"

Otacon: "...what? Snake, be serious."

S.I.M.P.: "Ooh ooh aha ah ah, ooh-ah-ah aaah a-a-ahoohoo ingingah-a-ah ah."
(Translation): "Humanity has long since left its devastating brand of desolation upon this world, Snake! Ruins of paradise lay strewn about like Gaia's blood and teeth, shining like a dying memory amidst plastic cups and burnt-out computer chips from harvesting NFTs! Nothing they can do can make up for the sins they've perpetrated against the living mother that gave us all breath...yet you fight for them! They've slain the womb that bore you and you fight for them. THINK, Snake, THINK!! You even name yourself as an animal; you know your place more than you let on, keeping that codename so long after abandoning it would have served you far better."
"Do something right for once in your long life of catch 22s and roads to hell paved with the good intentions of everyone who's blood you spilled. Turn your back on your masters and return to monke!"
S.I.M.P. reloads their rifle
"Or prepare to die like the man-animal you've chosen to pose as."

S
I
M
P
,
Intensely
Precise
Sniper
Monkey.

Sniper inpootis monkey Pe-egga.
(Pegga – it's name)

Simp =
Sniper
I'm sigma
Monkey
Prime

Yes, I'm a simp.

S - MAYONAISE
I - ON
M - A
P - ESCALATOR

Yes. Im a smip.

Sniper
Monkey
In
Position

im a S.I.M.P Also

sniper monkey pointing at your head

S-niper
I-ntelligent
M-onkey
P-ro

Sniper monkey in position

S.I.M.P
n i o o
i n n s
p k i
e. e t
r y o
n

Sniper
In
Monkey
Position

My friend irl belike:

Bro skip evolution

Sniper
In
Monkey
Position

Yes I am a simp
super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Super
Intense
Monkey
Pooper?

S - Super
I - impressive
M - minecraft
P - Player

HELLO IS A ME SUPER MARIO ON THE PS4

No, the real answer is

SQURRIELS IN MY PANTS

Sniper
In
Monkey
Pants

What about S. M. I. P. ?

Don’t be a simp be a sniper monkey

Sniper
In
Monkey
Position

Yes, I'm a SIMP
Spanish
International
Mansion
Parties
I respected Spain

Super
Impereor
Minecraft
Player

Ok

Yes, I'm simp

Super
It's a me
Mario
Ps4

S - super
I - intensive
M - minecraft
P - player

S-Super
I-Intelligent
M-Monke
P-personel

yes im a simp [GEN ALPHA EDITION ]🤣
S ~ Sussy
I ~ Imposters
M ~ Meeting
P ~ Place

Yes I’m a SM

Yes I’m a simp sniper. In Monkey. Position

Bro finna be a elite sniper soon frfr

Sniper
In
My
Pockets

Simp = Sniper Indian Monkey Police 😂😂😂😂

Yes, i'm a SIMP. Sniper Monkey In Position.

sniper intense monki person 😤

Yes, i am a simp:

S niper Monkey
I waiting
M for the signal
P to sh()0t you

Super invisible mario point

Simp (Super Intense Minecraft Player)

Sniper is monkey pooper

Simp,more like selecting in my petshop

S - quirrels
I - n
M - y
P - ants

And of course, Sniper In Monkey Pants.

Everyone: Oh it’s Sniper Monkey!
Me: I pee💀💀💀

Sniper monkey in progress

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SIMP = ITS A ME SUPER MARIO on the PS4

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player