Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

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MONITOR-MIND
MONITOR-MIND - 21.11.2023 21:27

Congratulations! he's depressed now just like us.

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Simbandumwe Jean Divin
Simbandumwe Jean Divin - 21.11.2023 13:11

This should be illegal.the quiet animals-relatively mentally stable are being taught to hate their fate as we humans.Let us keep our madness four ourselves

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Myles Welnetz
Myles Welnetz - 21.11.2023 04:30

He

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Oluwaponle Kudehinbu
Oluwaponle Kudehinbu - 20.11.2023 20:31

Can we go back to the days when people were not so easily offended and could take a joke ?

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Mujtaba Don
Mujtaba Don - 20.11.2023 09:42

Why would you even tell anyone that , let them live happily

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9Ballr
9Ballr - 20.11.2023 06:12

The first existential gorilla.

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Val Garcia Qualquer
Val Garcia Qualquer - 19.11.2023 21:19

Take everyone down with you, Quigley!

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Moj ki Mandi
Moj ki Mandi - 19.11.2023 11:04

Human to "Humans" - Don't think about death, don't be afraid of it, live happily as long as you live.
Humans to Animals - ........

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wawa seer
wawa seer - 19.11.2023 10:02

这女的太坏了,给猴子讲鬼故事

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A G
A G - 19.11.2023 07:03

😢if this is fake I'm gonna just forget, but if its true then they're seriously sadistic ones traumatizing gorilla's life

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Zeig Bert
Zeig Bert - 19.11.2023 03:19

Another triumph for science.

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Frank Furter
Frank Furter - 18.11.2023 21:19

Why are they torturing Fani Willis

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Pranav
Pranav - 18.11.2023 17:47

Bro thinks he's johan liebert

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4DCResinSmoker
4DCResinSmoker - 18.11.2023 15:49

Social media was modeled from this incredible research!

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Blank0The0New
Blank0The0New - 18.11.2023 14:59

i never thought about the fact that animals aren't aware of their mortality

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Huseyn Mammadov
Huseyn Mammadov - 18.11.2023 08:31

Why do yall even have to tell him anyway? What did you achieve by making a gorilla accept death

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AYuumoriEnjoyer
AYuumoriEnjoyer - 18.11.2023 07:11

"teaching a mouse with a human ear grafted to its back what a freak it is" NUUUU BABIE😂

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Alexandros Spagakos
Alexandros Spagakos - 17.11.2023 18:17

because animals need depresion as well

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Stars
Stars - 17.11.2023 02:06

"Bob Sagets stunt double here to give you the full scoop. Over to you."

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Deepjyoti Barman
Deepjyoti Barman - 16.11.2023 21:52

if thats not animal curelty then i dont know what is

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Juan World Travel
Juan World Travel - 16.11.2023 20:32

Pahahahaha!

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Prageesha Prabhager
Prageesha Prabhager - 16.11.2023 17:19

I seriously don't know if I should laugh or cry watching this

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Prageesha Prabhager
Prageesha Prabhager - 16.11.2023 17:17

Guyssss
Ya'll have actually put a happy little creature into depression and mental trauma
What's the whole point flexing?

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Mike ekiM
Mike ekiM - 16.11.2023 15:27

Folks, this is as real as FOX, and MSNBC, and CNN etc...

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عبد الرحمن محمد
عبد الرحمن محمد - 16.11.2023 12:35

Just leave it alone man why you teach it that?
I mean just you dont have to let it live his life happly if teaching it about death is hard then of cours bring him back to anormal happy gorilla would be of course really hard right? Yeah yeah he should learn about the conciqensis of death one day and bla bla bla but alot of animals had discoverd about greif right. Of course the gorilla will one day will realize that
and thats drag me to the first qustion. Why teaching it that?

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Just a Viewer
Just a Viewer - 16.11.2023 09:23

I still come back to this years later. Peak dark comedy.

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Shruti
Shruti - 15.11.2023 20:12

Ah poor gorilla must have died in grief to know at spot to think that it would have to die someday. 🥲

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Gert
Gert - 15.11.2023 00:51

The problem is......



CNN and FOX news figured out that this actually works.

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Bumba Būππs
Bumba Būππs - 14.11.2023 01:50

So now they have moved on to giving Gorillas and animals depression and anxiety.. something they never needed to know and functioned perfectly fine without

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Gary Crowder
Gary Crowder - 14.11.2023 00:21

Y tho? 😞

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HelloWorld
HelloWorld - 13.11.2023 00:19

OMG that bunny's face 😂

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abhishek singh
abhishek singh - 12.11.2023 22:40

It has been ten years did they teach him to commit suicide or not?

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Slim Shady
Slim Shady - 12.11.2023 17:53

Nah bro they made him a philosopher

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SteveoMagician
SteveoMagician - 12.11.2023 17:37

I thought this was real and was about to suggest I hope those 2 are dead now.. but the when they mentioned the gorilla wanted to get drunk and they brought out the rabbits 😂

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BjorniKD
BjorniKD - 11.11.2023 22:47

Holy sh i thought about this video today it popped up

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googoty game
googoty game - 11.11.2023 13:50

I thought this was real until I checked the news source, you got me.

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wren
wren - 11.11.2023 05:09

Poor quigley…

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FareTheferal
FareTheferal - 10.11.2023 17:49

☹️

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zx spectrum
zx spectrum - 10.11.2023 12:02

If they showed such horror pictures to anyone, everyone would be convinced very quickly...

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SkatingAndMusic
SkatingAndMusic - 10.11.2023 07:23

Hilarious 😂

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MANNEK
MANNEK - 10.11.2023 02:44

so cruel.

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Liam *
Liam * - 10.11.2023 01:56

I remember the first time I found out I will eventually die, I was around 3 or 4 years old, I thought my grandparents would never die, but I was corrected by my parents. It was a sad realization.

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Caleb Skydor
Caleb Skydor - 09.11.2023 21:22

Darn this ptsd

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Teagan N
Teagan N - 09.11.2023 20:11

Man I miss old Onion clips like this. It starts pretty believable and then slowly gets more and more hilarious and horrifying. Although ig I get why they don’t do it that way anymore, bc that’s just what real news is like

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type6doc666___
type6doc666___ - 09.11.2023 00:05

I just wasted 2 minutes(the most useless 2 mins) of my life watching this video, I don’t know maybe both scientists and watchers have hallucinations or they see what they want to believe, but honestly I don’t see anything at all,what i see is a damn gorilla acting just like any other gorillas,but hey, someone need to make some extra money right? So posting a stupid discovery which btw isn’t even s discovery cuz the gorilla is just acting like any other gorilla, and you all drink this bull$hit?

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funny re-uploads
funny re-uploads - 08.11.2023 20:19

And the reason for this experiment is? 💀

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xoalinaxo
xoalinaxo - 08.11.2023 20:17

Couldn’t they tell this intelligent animal something better? Y are they so proud about making a ape depressed

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ImFuriousPotato
ImFuriousPotato - 08.11.2023 17:09

but why though, it's not as if a jailed gorilla had many ambitions I would guess

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Tibor
Tibor - 08.11.2023 16:58

Not my proudest moment. I only realised it was an onion video at the very end, the comment section did not help 😂

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