15 Funniest Arnold Schwarzenegger One-Liners

What's the matter Dylan been pushing too many pencils?

Tuma !

😂😂😂😂😂😂

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

Schwarzy would not be Schwarzy without these one-liners. It's like Paris without Eiffel Towel.

I've used Arnold's "Put that cookie down, Now" so many times cause my cousin who's on a "diet" always eats the ones I bake. He practically eats almost all of them, and before y'all ask I'm a guy who bakes/cooks for fun

It's not a TOO-MAH!

I totally forgot about Arnold dressed as a woman in the movie Junior 😂

NOOW!!

You've lowered the pitch at all videos.
If the source is pitched up from the original, pitch it down.
If the source has the same pitch as the original, keep it unchanged.
Correct pitch:
- "Look who's talking"
- "Let off some steam, Bennett"
- "That's easy for you to say"
- "Hey, Light Head! Hey, Christmas tree!"
- "It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor, at all"
Incorrectly pitched down:
- "When are you gonna kill me?"/"Now!"
- "You're fired."
- "Here's Sub-Zero, now Plain Zero!"
- "But I'm old woman"
- "I did nothing! The pavement was his enemy"
- "Chill out, dick-wad"
- "I'm not a pervert, I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll!"/"You want a Turbo Man for Christmas?"/"Forget it, I'm not gonna sit at your lap!"
- "I'm not shitting on you"
- "Put that cookie down, now!"

Arnold Live Forever!!!
Ur the Best Of Everything
Action Hero
bodybuilder Mr Olympia
Governor
Nothing impossible for you !

KNOCK KNOCK

"Hey lighter! Hey, Christmas tree!"

Cindy: "where's Sully?"
Bennett: " I let him go!" XD XD

I think that's one of my favourite lines!

"But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it through your stomach and break your goddamn spine!! Yaarlggh!!!"

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."

FEIN CHERIOT BUT WHERE ARE ZE HORSES!

its not a tumaah

My absolute favorite is from Total Recall - "Screw you!"

Who told u you can eat my cookies .Put The cookie down....nowww

Let off some steam

Poot dispenser here

POOT THAT CEWKIE DAOWN. Naaow!

2017 anyone?

but I'm all woman😂😂😂

What was that movie with him wearing the cowboy hat?

it's not a touma lol

"My body, my choice!"

Mmm these cookies!

Arnold: PUT THE COOKIE DOWN....NOW!!!

but i am old woman lol

like put that cookie down now

I did nothing... The pavement was his enemy!

where is his most famous line - " i'll be back " ?

''Stick Around" still the best one!!!!

It's not a Tooma!