I Watched the Worst Movie on the Most Disliked Streaming Platform

Danny Gonzalez is funnier….Kurtis was only recognized bc he does cringe woke shit now..

Medieval times = Trojan horse? 😂

Kids stay in school.

Kurtis you really fucked me up putting Scar’s super fast build mode song into your ad.

murder those goblins, kurtis

smelled like caca and whee wizz fr

How is it possible to make a worse streaming service than Quibi?

Man, Kurtis has never read a rejected mate romance novel and it showsssss. XD

"Do they have that Dog in them?" 😭

A moment of silence for the people who haven’t watched Fight Club or that Bruce Willis movie

kurtis, i love your videos, but the trojan horse is not part of medieval history

I’m pretty sure I played this exact story on Episode

They used my last name and bro why is there and extra e like what is that love it e

This is just the fate turned into a twilight fanfilm fused in with an exotic fantasy

Two questions I have after watching this video:
1.) What does Kurtis have against Sssniperwolf
2.) What does Kurtis have against goblins?

The original sleeping beauty could be on there

the way her name changed from tinfanny to tiffany halfway through 😭

Super fast build mode

nah it was funny when she wanted fried chicken

These series titles sound like weird manga titles that are way too long bc they're trying to tell you all about the plot

Just like The Weeknd’s The Idol
🫵😃😃





Lemme catch you looking at her again

Lemme catch you looking at her again


Lemme catch you looking at her again

guys does anybody know where i can find a necklace like kurtis'? 😭 pleaseeeee?

These are literally anime titles

itonyamovie

Me, watching this at 6:30 a.m. before work: OMG WHOSE WOLF IS THAT?!?!

GET THESE GOBLINS OUTTA HERE

Did he say he knew since she was born? This is a grown man and she just turned 18? So this app just straight up endorses assault and grooming.

You've never read omegaverse fanfics and it shows. But, keep it that way. They're horrible to read.

Holy shit it's half quibby

I think there’s a gacha story that has that same exact title

sorry to be that guy but the trojan war thing "happened" like 1800 years before the middle ages IM SORRY

So they can turn into wolves but when they go to war they're dressed in FULL CHAINMAIL and donning swords, meanwhile they're talking about their crypto currency in their castle while the one girl's using a fuckin flip phone from 2007.

Finally, a streaming service that presents everything in portrait orientation! It’s exactly what I wanted……….

I love how the movie was so bad that i did not even notice it was vertical even after Kurtis telling me repeatedly. It's that bad x D

To be honest, this movie suck eggs.

didnt know anything could be worse than tubi

That Time I Got Killed By My Big Bad Husband and Was Reincarnated as the Powerball

Drew? Drew Gooden? I like the new vokuhila!

I used to constantly get ads about this web novel from a shitty web novel app that wants to be basically the audio version of wattpad 😭

Get these goblins outta here

i was absolutely not ready for kurtis essentially learning about like a weird ass version of omegaverse

Cut your hair. Please. Thank you. God bless America.

id get 1st shirt on a poster

Smells like caca and wee-wiz.

he goblin on my fortress til i slaughter