{YTP} ~ Eccentric Severe Tumors

Number 7?? Number 8.

'I'll be honest with. I love your smile. I love your eyes. I love your voice. That's why I shop here'.

"I'm just somebody and I'm not too sure how to do that", as someone who worked retail for years, accurate.
"Oh great, hassle!".

"We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done."

This YTP has improved my life

great, now im sweaty

the rhythm to "these pork chop packages are all six-packs" was insane and I'me surprised you didn't do anything with that

As someone who works customer service and worked in a grocery store for almost 6 years total, I agree with “when we think of customer service, this is probs what comes to mind” (flash the image of burning 🔥) 😂😂😂😂

I like this

Will this content creator make me laugh again? You bet he will. And not just the content creator..... you will.

"WHAT?! YIGH!"

this one is definitely in the greatest hits

I needed this , its a rainy day and it seems to me that i use to love watching ytp yet its been a while and now we are here

That “Yigh” is just an un-bitcrushed dubstep yoi bass.

“Oh great, hassle!” Might be my new way of expressing that there’s a problem!

“We don’t want our customers to have to be inconvenienced by entering the store.” 😂

Actual Wal-Mart training video

Classic video

Ytp
For
Life

What a deceiving title, this isn't about peculiar diseases at all!
Yiaaay.

Biggest turn on about Karla Deli-Vein is that gorgeous moustache.
This YTP is genius.

Why on Earth are there THREE distinct camera angles of that one woman returning the spoiled milk

Actually
We ran out

WHAT?

I could never handle customer service. I try and treat retail workers with the same reverence and awe as one would treat a being who has looked upon the elder gods and calmly explained why their coupons are invalid.

“Uhh, I’m just somebody. I don’t know how to do that.” Same lol

I worked in a grocery store this summer. Every time I would go to the bathroom on break I would always murmur under my breath, “Is your name John? Are you here John? Listen carefully to me, John. Are you you? Check yourself out!” I wonder if people thought I was crazy.

Could you come back in a half an hour?

I'll come back in a half an hour

could you come back in half an hour?

Wanted pay for grocery’s with a check and not having a check is the most retail thing I’ve ever heard! 😂

“I’m just somebody” is the most truthful statement in a YTP since Sweepermarket Soup’s’ “uhh…we met!”

Paper taper taper towels

The Paper Towns joke was so good

For some reason this just stirred up memories of when I worked in customer service for a mobile/cell phone store and got fired because I was too patient and helpful to the customers lol To clarify, I would ask a customer what they wanted from a phone, then take them round the options that met their needs from each manufacturer and the model above to compare, then ask them which they felt best suited their needs after trying the demo units. Then I would ask them about their monthly minutes, texts and data allowance needs and find them a plan that fit them with some reasonable headroom. Then I would sell them the phone, register and set up their SIM, install it for them, and show them the basics like how to make a call and how to access the internet. The whole process took maybe 15 minutes. I got glowing reviews in that place. Sadly I got fired after six months because I was "taking too long" and being "too technical" with the customers. Ie. "not ripping them off". Lo and behold, the store went out of business within a year of me leaving. Likely not because of me leaving, but because the management were borderline criminal in their handling of sales lol

If your name is John, hope you're doing well

Half an howah