Joe Rogan Experience #1225 - Theo Von

two grown ups trying not to talk about masturbation, but they're really bad at it

The word is symmetric 🤣

Theo really said a peacock looks like a twink headed out for a night on the town. I am fuckinggg cryyyyying right now!😂

The word was symmetrical

Symmetrical

Teach birds to do things??!!... an army of giant murder chickens (Cassowary) 😈😈🤘🤘🔥

That’s what I think is pretty cool in the world, joe said there’s so many people that are smarter than them, cause they figured out the sound wave thing.. but those people prolly talk about how talented joe and Theo are for being able to make people laugh and tell jokes.. cause I’m sure those scientists can’t do that like they can, just like they can’t figure out sound waves like they did! It’s like it all makes the world go around haha

The word you’re looking for is symmetrical

Joe you sound silly to people who’ve actually seen a ghost. I was completely asleep. Wasn’t terrified until after and I could feel something in the room. I sat straight up and it was a shadow person walking around the room looking on the table beside the couch. I yelled and it started to walk toward me then vanished.

My daughter was born inside the sack… never again ..never never never again 😂

"if masturbation wasnt possible, women would rule the world" is a tipical american beta mentality line, and it surprised me that it came from Joe fcn Rogan.. :S
i say, if masturbation wasnt possible, marriages would be waaaay more popular "way of life" OR rape would be daily activity..

did you have reservations for your kids? think you meant expectations theo hahah

I wish Joes podcast could have better video when he is talking about a video. Him and his guest are usially looking at it but we cant see it!
Also the very little videos we are shown is so little that even the person with 20/20 eye sight could not see it!

Theo was not sober during this time. He came out in another podcast with Joe, asking why he became sober. It was about 2 years after this podcast. The story Theo tells is kinda sad and funny AF at the same time!

This guy is gay
Asking too much gay question
He even ask Rick flair how big D he ever see in wwe now he on Joe 🤔

Bro, I love watching/listening these podcasts as I prepare my brisket. Especially when it's joe and Theo having a conversation.!!

New York times has a tendency to be democratically full of shit.

Not the skeleton being on sale 😂

That's the problem with the internet. That's a duck son.

This is actually the funniest podcast ever 🤣🤣 This and your chael sonnen podcast

Theo’s Buzz Aldrin comment has me crying! 😂😂

Never laughed so much in my life 😂omg thank you both,I’ll do it personally if I ever catch up lol cheers 😅

Well, I don't know what to say except that I learned a load of information about men.

Manz just be saying shit 😂

Comedians are so much funny when two of them are just talking like how the 85south show is doing their Netflix special. Imagine Joey Diaz joe Tom segura and Theo on the stage at the same time😂

On the pr subject about the owwls

Think about a sound system…30 hz is an example of a low bass note (low frequency), 100 hz is an example of a high bass note (high frequency)…vibes

Non-intelligence is the foundation of everything that appears to have a creator

Symmetrical

makes sense its an outdoors drug hahahahahahaha

Favorite JRE podcast. So high and so down to earth❤ hilarious shit man

Tiresome...Theo..."guy jerkin off..."

where is the "This is getting gay" time stamp🤣🤣

How much do you get buhahahaaaaa

I like that Joe admits he’s dumb. I used to be insanely smart, very logical thinking and now… I really appreciate emotions now and it’s kind of made me feel way less sharp than I used to be. But, I have a stronger spirit now.

The DOOR Captain Von Kurnatowski 111

lol
theo: we had 2 owls 2 years ago at my sisters thanksgiving
joe (interrupting like usuall): yes i saw some too some time ago (totally missed the joke :D )
theo (came back) : i think the meat is grosse
joe (almost f'ing it up again): so you eat them? i think its illegal
:D:D:D

The fact nobody laughed when Theo said “or around the butt… if it’s a man”

Lovingly Yours ✌️

19.5 minutes: symmetrical

@TheoVon I love salt too! :D

Wtf it was bad on both sides