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Need to get out early for you and me ❤️ you are My light 🕯️ ieye need to get maried and get it done
ОтветитьThis is canon, change My mind 😂😂😂
ОтветитьBro how did u predict the web thing
ОтветитьI saw this video and instantly just thought of that quote from Badger “Jedi can block lasers? Okay, have fun with this buckshot”
ОтветитьFun fact "real" guns do exist in Star Wars they are called Slugthrower, like one Han Solo uses.
ОтветитьJedi has fast reflexes they can block laser bolts and deflect them back to the shooters of a laser blaster
John wick be like: maybe maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet
😂😂😂😂😂😂
So bullets from a gun are faster than laser bolts from a blaster?
ОтветитьThat was forced
ОтветитьI love that Obi-Wan doesn't know about slugthrowers.
And even if he tried to deflect the bullet, it would just melt and he would have molten metal on his robe.
ther metal bulets ther just expensive
Ответить“I HATE YOU😡😡😡😡”
“love you to buddy 😑”
I’m
Dying
Fun Fact: The gun Tusken Raiders use is actually a type of Slugthrower rifle, which fire metal projectiles instead of blaster bolts.
Since Anakin was born on Tatoonie, the home planet of the Tuskens, it actually makes sense for him to be aware of normal firearms.
Problem, lightsabers are plasma blades, so very hot and can melt metal. Jedi have the reflects to block lasers so can block bullets. Here's the problem a Jedi blocks the bullet, the bullet immediately turns into molten slag upon contact with the plasma blade of the lightsaber and sprays across the Jedi's face.
ОтветитьAnakin: Its a mark 1 desert eagle
Obi Wan: Anakin what do you find in the desert?
Bro obi-one got no time to spare
Ответить"Can I switch sides again?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Because you literally murdered children!!"
😂😂
"just a couple"
ОтветитьI love these dudes star wars series it cracks me up every time
ОтветитьAs one Darth "Scrotum" Palpatine once said:
"Could this day get any worse? I said it ironically so I think I'm safe"
Anakin wasn't trying to learn force healing, he was trying to learn necromancy. If what he was trying to learn from Palpatine was just healing, why not just use a Bacta Tank or something?
ОтветитьI thought Obi-Wan would have said that guns are so uncivilized.
Ответить“You know you can’t trust Wikipedia, right?”
“THATS JUST MORE LIES FROM THE JEDI!!!”
There are a rare few Jedi simply stated to exist who mastered using the Force to change trajectories of bullets, blasters, etc. Most Jedi thought they were eccentric for that. In a galaxy dominated by firearms, missiles, etc. I’m guessing the dead Jedi wish they had listened and these guys just did a jig laughing while the clones got more and more terrified trying to shoot them.
ОтветитьI hate you! love you too buddy 😂
ОтветитьLava is red
Planet is round
Its over anakin
I have the high ground
Obi Wan Kenobi: It's over Anakin I have the high ground!
Anakin: What? How can I be a sith lord and not have
the high ground?
Obi Wan Kenobi: Did I ever tell you the tragedy about Darth Maul the Half?
Anakin: ....
Obi wan Kenobi: "It's not a story a low grounder would tell you" ,its a highground legend, dark maul was a stupid and arrogant man, he could take the highground but not use it properly, one afternoon his enemy's apprentice obi-wan snuck his room and killed him using the low ground...ironic, he could take the high ground from the master but died to the lowground Padwan,
Anakin: 😲"wow...is it possible to learn this'Highground'?
Obi Wan Kenobi: Not from a sith..
Anakin:ok fine i"ll go back to the jedi. Now teach me.
Obi wan Kenobi:🤨 Very well my PadWan ( Thought: well that went well .. now what do I say to Master yoda'?
AND THOUGHT The Dark and Sinister future was stop by Verryy negotiator man....
In far Distance...
A Pink Man Fell High In Air into...
D:😱' YOU GOTTT BE FUCKING WITH MEEEEE!!
Towards the lava
"..."
Splash "
'narrator: And so once more diavolo dies in this Far and wide Galaxy... "THE END"
The audio balancing on this is super baaaad
Ответить"I got the reflexes of a-"
gets shot
"...those things are fast, aren't they?"
Got me dying😂
Star Wars Lazer bolts go around 135 mph, while a the firearm fires at almost 2k mph. safe to say he couldn't deflect it
ОтветитьGuns were the one useful weapon against lightsabers in Star Wars the man reason most ppl don’t have them is cus blasters out class guns in evey other way
Ответить“I am NOT”
ОтветитьWhat shit talkers.
ОтветитьGuns actually DID exist in Star Wars.
ОтветитьYou can't block a bullet with a lightsaber. Obiwan tried that before and it just turned into molten lead entering his body.
ОтветитьThat’s just more lies from the Jedi
ОтветитьHe needs more boolets
ОтветитьCorrect me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't bullets already be more of a headache than what people already said due to the fact that physics probably work differently on different planets (especially in the vacuum of space with 0 g)?
ОтветитьAiken is so dumb
Ответитьtusken raiders also have slug casters
ОтветитьThe “love you too buddy” got me laughing
ОтветитьHe sounds like triangle
ОтветитьI hate you
Love you too buddy
You have provoked a gang war
Ответитьalso if obi-wan tried to deflect the bullet with his lightsaber,the bullet would just turn into sharp superheated metal pieces that would cut into him
Yes this is canon there's a comic about it
Did you know that bullet are move effective than lasers
ОтветитьThat's feel good man
ОтветитьThe Jedi lied about Wikipedia being an untrustworthy source because they were ashamed of the one thing their lightsabers couldn’t deflect: solid bullets, so they pulled an information cover-up.
Ответить“This can’t get any worse” “ catches on fire” SSSSHHhHIiIiI
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