Key & Peele - Bagels Are for Sales Associates (ft. Rob Riggle) - Uncensored

I can’t believe it took me until the end of the video realize
1) Ron’s boss only told him to let people know that the bagels for sales associates only, not to stop them
2) The janitor guy never once said he wasn’t a sales associate

Ron should’ve grown a pair at the end and took a bagel for the road anyway

So by definition the janitor was a sales associate. The boss made Ron so willing to do a task he didn’t do it.

FCK that guy! (BOTH OF THEM!!) I'd sure as F! take a bagel after that!

It’s not for you!

Why are the captions Korean ?

"the worlds oldest profession" "a caveman sold a rock to another caveman" but how did the caveman get the rock? He mined it. Making mining the worlds oldest profession. Checkmate.

How come it’s not for me why? 🤷🏿

Comedy central either had completely out-of-sync english subtitles, or no subtitles at all. Seriously, who even manages their account?

Perfect

What the Mexican janitor did at the end is exactly what Ron should've done at the beginning. Grabbed his hand PHYSICALLY stopping him from getting a bagel and very quietly told him only for sales associates.

The audacity of the janitor at the end. Like, how dare you 😤

You just got Thorpedoed!

So much truth in just a scene... We. sometimes, tend to stand for those who really do not care about us... Against others who we should be more sympathetic with. It's all about status... Just... Sad.

I’m actually really curious about the presentation 😂

Ya done messed up Ron!!!!!!!!!

How come this not for me why?

“He’s really relentless about having a bagel”

Looks like the janitor is the 'undercover boss'of the company

I love this skit, however I am a janitorial manager and can say that this situation is extremely unlikely 🤣 which makes me love it even more, it’s literally any janitorial managers’ nightmare seeing the following high profile email complaints from the group using that room.

788888

The scene that would have been in Glengarry Glen Ross if a human being, instead of a machine, had served coffee to the closers

Would have killed that n-word Mexican or whatever in tf it was

I always love the fact that part of the presentation is "what was the first tongue twister?"

It gets funnier each time I watch

That background music 💀😂

I had a simular situation,
I worked at the mall in retail, and I was given a crucial assignment by my NEW manager. As I was doing my assignment, a family member came in, and lingered to talk with me. my boss would check in with me, and was actively reminding me every 5mins to keep doing my work periodically. But my family member, WOULD NOT LEAVE despite the departure signals

He’s right Ron! 😳

"How come it's not for me why?"

i cry laughed for 5 minutes

For me maybe 🤣

Plot twist : He's the undercover boss

Consequences...

How many people would have simply let the dude have a bagel?

"How come it’s not for me why?” that’s the kind of English I use in an argument I know I am losing lol

:(

As you can see it's for sale only 😅😅✌️

For me maybe?

sales meeting be like this...there is always that guy talking about rocks...

for me maybe

AM i only one watching it after being hired as salesman

I love to hate this sketch

How come it’s not for me why

Don Rickles

Immigrants be like:

Boss: alright who is hungover? I know Ron is, you are an alcoholic
"Tats not true"
RON: I'm not sir, I'm not 🤣🤣🤣

Thats how mafia works

So this is part of the Undercover Boss? This man has a lot of companies