Cassandra Goth and the toaster pastry - Juno plays the Sims 2

Omg you look ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!!

Juno's videos have been keeping sane lately, and I thank you Juno! ❤😊

Juno calling Mortimer “more timer” is honestly ✨ i c o n i c ✨

STUNNING!

LMFAO I love it

Mrs crumplebottom is cannonically kin to the Goths. Check her family tree in the sims 3, thats the SAME mrs crumplebottom just in her adult days.

The Sims 2 dining experience was such a mess lmao

One day, Juno will get to enjoy her Lobster Thermidor..but today is not that day

Two seconds into the Sims WAIT! PAUSE! There’s too much drama already”😂

THE CHAOS

More of these plz!

You are absolutely stunning, Queen. I cannot wait to see you in Seattle in June.

one of your most beautiful looks 🥺

She had Venus fly trap hands

hey lazlo ! i just saw lazlo girl

I was on edge about that meal

On hour 2 of a Juno Birch Sims binge... yes, that's happening

if anybody knows the lipstick shes wearing </////33333

stop using that microwave, you are ruining the ozone layer

I’ve never seen a pair of glasses portray so much emotion

I have been binge watching these videos for two days now, I'm so glad I found her channel, it's absolutely stunning

"Bite the necks of all the men that betrayed her love"
Stares into camera
Smirks

"Yes, we would like a table for one. Don't keep judge me"

"I can hear graves" - Juno Birch 2020

"Let's go downtown. We are going to become a vampire"
My kind of date, honestly

Love when you say my name, Juno🤩

Thank you for the fantastic content. Absolutely stunning. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

I miss the sims 2 so much. The pure chaos of this game.

best gameplay videos in history. and yes, sims 2 is the superior one among all sims games.

Juno you always make me smile. You are hilarious! And you have rekindled my love for the sims 😍

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These videos always feel like they are so long, and I am here for it!

I will 100% name my next cat coleslaw

I just wanted to say: JUNO BIRCH YOU ARE FABULOUS!!! I love you so much you are amazing!!

Opppfff i love the way i watch this in non-chronological order 😍

The peach skin is oddly threatening

Your make upis always fantastic, jealous!!!

The restaurant part made me laugh so much haha

I don’t even play sims but i’m addicted to these Juno Birch Sims videos

There was levels to sims 2

I love this, honestly the most enjoyably game play I’ve seen from my 19 years of gaming on the Sims series!!! Have you recorded a veronaville session with Romeo and Juliet?
This is awesome !! So glad I found your channel

The reason why the game is so glitched in later videos is because Juno, you probably corrupted the neighbourhoods of Pleasantview and Strangetown by moving Cassandra to Strangetown.

Your editing is ICONIC

Howdy, Juno! Texas cowboy dandy here, who would very much like to thank you for these stunning videos. Fifteen of my family members, including myself, just recovered from COVID-19. On days where I felt incapacitated with anxiety, filled up to the brim with fear for my family & for myself, binge-watching your videos kept me from completely losing the plot. Thank you from the bottom of my big ole' country heart, Juno Birch. You are a gift to Earth, an iconic cosmic iconoclastic entity sent here to spread celestial intelligence, understanding, art, and d r a m a.

That being said, I have now acquired a few of your expressions & aphorisms. Spreading like wildfire (or covid-19) throughout Southeast Texas, are these pearls of wisdom:


1) "Lost the plot." - I know this is a widespread expression used in the UK, but you introduced it to me, and now all of my friends use it regularly.
2) "Yes, that's happening." & finishing a sentence or statement with "Yes, I have/am."
4) "PAUSE."
5) "Getting absolutely m o r t a l." - Once again, you introduced it to me, and the buds love it.

Your verbiage has now infiltrated Texas, and no doubt, America as a whole. Soon, this country will be yours, just as planned.

Juno, now you've just got to do a video where you eat Lobster Thermidor.. FINALLY! Or a Juno Birch cooking show!?! 😳

This series has made me want to buy the Sims 2 very badly

Cassandra Goth: wants to get married and start a family

Cassandra Goth: gets dumped at the altar and adopts cats

Relatable

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