25 Reasons You Should NEVER Visit Croatia

dude,blok, you are as such a good writer! great brit wit!

"they don't believe in time" ... SOLD! This is my kind of place and for all these decades I knew it not.
Is the Croatian language similar to any of the Slavic languages, especially in the use of case?

intelligent and lovely, however, way way too focused on dalmatia. I think a lot more funny things could have been touched upon based on other regions and their history

Sounds like Italy to me, and then I heard him mention Dalamzia so there you go😅

Thank's for montioning Zinfandel

Wow why should you not visit croatia.? It’s a beautiful place

hate propaganda by woke UK !

is Croatia mostly all white?

As a Hungarian , Croatia is my second home, every summer for two weeks in last 15 years! And it never gets old:)

i don't understand what's all the fuzz about sand beaches. stone is the best. stone, at least, doesnt stuck in all the closes...

Croatia, here we come!!!!!

Love you 🤟😘 from India sir 🙏 Namste

Croatia had the rudest people on earth

I can not agree more with you Paul ! I was so lucky to spend two weeks this past September to explore Trogir, sail to a few Islands and enjoy a few days wandering around Dubrovnik.. brought home lots of fond memories and great photos but I feel I left a part of my heart there and hope to return soon.

Tovari may be into olive oil but I am not. Being from the Slavonia podunavlje region, sunflower oil and pork fat is parexcellence 👌🏻

The olive oil part is true we go through 15-20 litters of olive oil in a month

As a croat thank you very much.

Epic! Croats really dont appreciate their life

"The sign of an Englishman is that he plants trees under whose shade he knows he will never rest under. Overseas." Hehe. Advance Britannia! Thank you for your beautiful language and justice and law and commerce and science you have given to the whole world. And your decency - as this man embodies. "I didn't want to teach my children to carry on the hatreds of the past." Bless you.

57 Reject me and be pious in your religions, but on the day of your death you will enter into the tunnel of your religion which is the pit of the abyss with a light at its end which is Satan. You will have the impression that you are ascending to heaven in that tunnel as you descend into the depths of the pit of the abyss. You know that according to the position of the earth, you can walk with your head turned upside down without knowing it. Be pious in your religions, distribute your goods to the poor, believe in your dead prophets and your religions and all your holy books from one end to the other, and put into practice all that is in them, but on the day of your death, you will see a soft and white light at the end of a tunnel, and that light will draw you to it, and when you reach it, behold, it will be Satan, the prince of the abyss.

56 The tunnel is the path to Satan's paradise. The tunnel is the hole of the pit of hell, and the light at the end of it is Satan disguised as an angel of light. I say this to you as your prophet. You are free not to believe me but whatever your religion or belief, I am your prophet just as the president of a country is the president of all the people of that country including the opposition. Seeing visions in broad daylight with open eyes, telling people about the dreams they saw with details including what they forgot, if I am not a rasul, a maharishi or a prophet, then who am I?

1 Letter that I, Prophet Kacou Philippe, prisoner until May 20, 2021, because of the Gospel of Christ, I wrote from my house, this Sunday morning, March 1st, 2020, in a time when, in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Pastor David Nkanka has been imprisoned by pastors Esdras Kalonji, Dominique Kondé and the evangelical and Branhamist pastors.

2 If there is a people on the earth who have always sought purification, the quest for immortality in ritual baths, deep meditation, yogas and intense asceticism for eternal liberation and Nirvana after death, it is the people of Asia. The Asian seeks God to have paradise after death while the European, American and African seeks God to have health and happiness on the earth.

16 Salvation and the knowledge of God for a living person is not in a religion, in a holy book or in the Message of a dead prophet. It is God Himself who reveals Himself to a man called a prophet and this man makes God known to his generation while he is alive. No matter how much you love God and distribute your goods to the poor, if you reject the living prophet of your time, you will go to hell.

17 The Message of a dead prophet cannot save anyone. That is why the Lord Jesus had said: "While ye have the light, believe, that ye may become sons of light." John 12:36. And also: "As long as I am in the world, I am the light of the world." John 9:5. "As long as" means "In this precise moment". And for eighteen years I cried out that one cannot be saved by following a religion, a holy book, or a dead prophet. All of you who are alive today, if you have not believed in me, then as soon as my death is announced, know that you will all go to hell. One cannot be saved in a religion or in the Message of a dead prophet. One cannot be disciple of a dead prophet. One day after my death, no man can say again, "Kacou Philippe is my prophet".

18 For the Arab, I, Kacou Philippe, cannot be a prophet and the black man is born to be a slave. In Arabic, the same word “Abid” means black African and slave. And an Arab does not believe that a black man can go to heaven. In 1998 in Libya, Arabs went into mosques to pick up black migrants and went to sell them. The Arabs said to black Muslim migrants: "You are already burned, to which paradise will you go?" But you, when a prophet speaks to you, whatever his skin colour and his social rank, you will listen to him first. White or black, one God created us all and loves us all.

As a Croat,after this and all of your videos ,I can only say big THANK YOU.
Thank you for acepting my Country as it is,for your obvious love and respect which you have,for all the positive things you notice and value,and my own Countryman don t .
I wish you long and happy life in our Croatia. God bless you.🙏

Thank you very much for your kind words :)
Also, we have another UNESCO listed Intangible World Cultural Heritage since December 14th 2021 and it is Falconry.
Falconry is ancient sport of hunting with trained birds of prey. I had a luck to be a part of this falconry UNESCO journey since the day one in 1995 and the biggest support which we have on this journey was coming from England and our English falconry friends and I even established Croatian Falconer's Club with help of my friends from British Falconers Club🙂
Also, have been in England this summer with my family in Chesterfield and we were visiting amazing sites in Yorkshire and Shropshire, but a very good friend of mine, who is born from Chesterfield, will soon have his place over here in Croatia as he likes it very much 🙂
I must tell you that my opinion about England and English countryside is the same as you have about Croatia - Wonderful Place and Very Nice People 🙂🙂

Greetings to Croatia from Albania.

I'm probably the only Czech who's never visited Croatia. I would very much like to visit it someday!

They are fascists

The title... It hurts 😔

Brilliant Mate.

Well, some of characteristics described here are only related to certain parts of Croatia (mostly Dalmatia) , especially this part about "Pomalo" , point 20 :-)

bravo gospodine !

Well, all ex Yu is beyond gorgeous.
Been around the world but def.
And yes, our sea is so gorgeous, especially the lesser known popular places and islands.
As a Croatian, sad that Croatia is EU and we lost our currency.
❤🥟💙

You little I live there 1/10 vid

Hrvatska je čudo od zemlje. Ponekad mi se plače koliko zaslužujemo bolje s obzirom da je ova zemlja blagoslovljena.

I have plans of relocating to Croatia soon and panicked seeing your post but I'm glad I stayed through... 😂🤣🤣

I wish you could do another post on Work and Career in Croatia. Great post, thank you so much... 😊

Wonderful!

The word mañana comes from croatian pomalo... It was sarcastic right ? As it comes from latin maneana

The towns are beautiful and made of stones because.... As italian i would have loved to hear it son 😅

On my list before this video and now right at the top of that list.

Weird to see all the positive come We did more than 30 cities in Croatia , we were the best tourists being polite, trying to speak some words of Croatians, but most of the time (90% of the time) we had the impression to piss them off. Not welcome at all. It's pretty contradictory for a country which charges insane amount of money for visiting its patrimony (Notre Dame Paris is free entrance for example)
I wish I'd have an explanation. Maybe tourists are overflowing their country and they hate that . Anyway , beautiful country but the worst population I ever met so far

Boy, you got me here. I clicked on this video thinking: what is this guy talking about? Reasons not to visit Croatia? I'm Serbian, married to Dalmatian woman and spend 3 months there annually. I love Croatia more than my country ten times over. Then I realized the point. And you couldn't be more right about everything you said. Especially about Dalmatia and Dalmatians.

O oceano na Croácia é mesmo lindo, se você não se importa em mergulhar em água gelada, mas o país é belo, sim.

I'm a Croat, and I love this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best thing about Zagreb is that in spite of its grand architecture, it doesn't feel like a capital- to UK people I'd say it's about as laid back as Taunton or Truro.

I ate loads of octopus in Portugal, and now here in Thailand too.

I bet you fooled many people with that title- including me.

I went in 2009, and loved it.

I visited Croatia (Hvar) three times in the 1970s, when it was called Yugoslavia. I thought it was a lovely place. The Krka waterfalls was one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

you forgot the big melons

iT WAS SO MUCH CHEAPER 25 YEARS AGO AND i THINK MORE FUN.

You made me want to go to Croatia. Good job!