The ULTIMATE Zenless Zone Zero Review Tierlist

Zzz 😴💤😴💤😴💤🤡

this is peak brainrot content fs

nice

I'll never understand those ppl saying the game is too easy and they haven't even reached red stages of shiyu D, how can you say endgame is easy if you're not there

I'm not wasting 3 hours on this but funny concept

Sped up Mtashed sounds like Ben Shapiro.

I just realised this video is almost 3 hours long, lmao

Wasn't that video that you had 4 eyes lol and wuthering said 108 free pulls. But I'm still curious where is the difficulty hiding in wuwa? Red mobs that like in mmos are optional? Just the holograms and the last of the tower? (which I haven't done much of yet) Everything out of that I just mash the same with no food while smashing the same buttons as zzz which I couldn't do in guild wars or wow 😂😂

I was listening to Mr pokke at 2x speed listening to Mr pokke at times 2x speed, I now regret my mere existence

3 hours is way too long.

Here's the rub I don't think a lot of people are gonna vibe with it: Not every gacha game is gonna get YOU.

And That's OK. Seriously. It's not the end of the world.
Some games need story because there are people who care about that (Wuwa is a big example here, great combat and wonderful exploration, it's almost perfect but the characters and story fucking sucks imo and I lost interest in it, thus stopped playing), and then there are games where people care more about combat but sometimes developers care more about story over combat since they are mobile games and want the casual experience.

We also don't know ZZZ's projected business plan, or their budget when to comes to implementing other game modes. There might be future combat options in the future to intermingle with the 'movie genre' angle the game is going in.

We can't fit a Square peg in a round hole when it comes to what fans want and sometimes we just have to accept that you gave the game a good honest try and that maybe it's not content for you, that's alright, you can always make content of something else man :D

Zzz is trash

Are you allowed to play a game for an hour or 2 and say I don’t like it I’m gonna stop playing it that’s fine

Saying it’s a trash game after a couple hours leaves the realm of opinion and just makes the doom posting online we live in worse

I just listen to it at work. Thanks for the long video!

He didn't watch the right part of that asmongold video where the guy compared playing zzz to having a chastity belt on lmao

Bro is turning into tectone

Oofie so real for that comment about petite women always being children in gatcha. I was so bummed when they made Pela a child when everything about her seemed to be like she was a working adult in her late 20's at least. As someone from a family of petite women, who has dated petite women, them constantly being infantalized and treated like pedo-bait instead of just being an adult woman just with a specific body type is so tiresome. Like, just like short women be adults, and same with short guys. Especially coming from companies in Asia this is just even weirder, where the average height there would often be considered child-like in other areas of the world, so for them to perpetuate the myth that no adult short people exist is just weird.

Dry ahh humor

I cannot even imagine, why in the absolute hell would you ever, EVER, play a game that you don't care about?

Its a story man. Its fundamental to the entire thing. How do you just ignore that. Why do you even play? How do you ever enjoy anything ever if you can't enjoy the thing that holds everything together. How are you able to just turn your brain off for hours, HOURS, on end for a game like this.

yo y the fuck does every1 hate Ben Bigger??? hes like the only acceptable type of animal type humanoid

Bro trying to create a new react meta

Is the nuklear drama interlude included in this video or is it edited out?

My most unpopular opinion is that I like the TV system and I think it's a great way of showcasing a story as opposed to just watch the characters stand there and talk the whole time until a cutscene pops up, it's very innovative to me! And I'm not even too big of a fan of the game for other reasons, but the TV system is most definitely not one of them

I think people are mistaking puzzles for the tv system even if they completely removed the tv from story missions they would still put the puzzles in some way same with genshin same with star rail so not sure why people dislike it so much more

NUCLEAR

Guys, I have a suspicion that he's f2p

I said Zhu Yuan was mid. Her story and gameplay warmed me up to her, but if I fail her 50/50 I'll go back to saying she's mid 😂

i like the game, its fun. besides the tv's those could be better. but besides that i like it.

we've reached peak content creation reviews of reviews. Reviewception

your pullups in the intro makes me jealous.. stop flexing :*( WuWa never crashed once for me on my A750 or my laptop integrated graphics... 4080 problems bro :p Never understood what the complaints about WuWa was about, my experience for the launch was 10/10 with the compensation, etc

Pretty interesting how many of these reviews sound like the 1.0 Star Rail reviews, "no challenge", "side game", "not a lot to do" , yap yap yap

I already watch MrPokke at x2 so x4 broke my brain 🤤

I can agree with most of their complaint which is the UI, it looks really good and neat but it's hella hard to navigate BUT only on pc, just plug a controller and all those terrible navigation is gone imo

Personally, i think that zzz is a 8.5 or even 9 out of 10 and a game i can see myself playing for a long time. Simply because of fomo(fear of missing out). Usually, theres a main character(lumine/aether, caelus/stelle, etc) that has constellations or eidolons directly tied to either story progression or exploration. In this game, theres nothing tied to the exploration other than more xp and the chromies. Another main reason is the dailies take basically nothing to do. Just open your shop, then visit some other shops and youre done. Its good for casuals that simply just want to see the story and enjoy playing the game. The only bad thing i see in the game currently are the lots of random yapping in the story for seemingly no reason. Combat seems pretty good for a casual player, but no genuine hard mode that isnt just make the enemies hp sponges definitely might suck for hardcore players. TV mode isnt bad but i do agree that having it on really serious moments like a bomb train does ruin the story. Though, i feel that the tv feels much better than just talking to the characters or npcs in idle animations.

This is the daily fucking milking that goes with our morning eggs

The main reason I dropped all of the hoyogames is bcuz exploring around the map. I like the tv and it makes the combat/mission more "fast paced".

(I drop hsr cuz I took 40 minutes of collecting buff at SU & 20+ turns just to lose from Cocolia. For genshin I drop, cuz sumeru world quests take so long. Ye I have a skill issue basically.)

Mtashed from 10-15 hours gameplay i fought only 10 minutes just made me spit my drink...This guy is so bad in making takes its incredible. Bro really should have never played any gacha game.

I am down to debate anything with anyone but why are we still comparing zzz to wuwa. It like comparing breath of the wild to devil may cry. Zzz has it flaws i get it but wuwa is comparable with geshin not zzz. Whats next are we compare gachas with non gachas...

Oh wait... love your content mr streamer but comparing any gacha game with fromsoft games in context of game gameplay istead of mechanics is illogical
Thats the reason why game genres exist

P.S.: Mrpokke is just a example i have seen other creators that give way worse comparisons

This game is dead

does anyone know if he's free to play? i still am not really too sure

yo reviewing the reviews's crazy and even more the OofieTV one :D

Lol pretty entertaining video, I don't watch the streams but have seen the dev listened memes a lot, pretty cool that pokke owns it.

4X speed. How about times 7

The music sounds pretty fire at 4X speed

pokke you the goat ggs man

is MrPokke f2p???

I am simply, a gyatt shill

I am enjoying ZZZ a lot, but I do have to say Hexjuice was right when she said they basically lied about the "180 free pulls." They already have a history i've heard, of barely ever giving out any pulls for free and Hoyo games are still extremely popular. Lying about is is just scummy for no reason. Also they need to give us a SKIP button for the TV's and add some more difficult content to the game combat wise, there is some in hollow zero for example, but you have to get through miles of TV's to get to it. This is my own opinion and nobody should get personally offended by it, I promise the multi-billion dollar company does not need anyone to defend them lmao.