PAYDAY 2 - Dallas out of context

Why?

We need the fuck, oh fuck

E

I just started playing payday 2
And yeah this is accurately
What the algorithm should give me

fuck

A bit too forced, idk

naw bruh what the hell is htis

English in a nut shell.

Mine has to be”Fahk oh FAHK”that line when you open the vault to the bank

Look at these 🍆, even dirtier than I thought! (It's one of the bag steal lines they patched out of the game)

dallas quit talking about semen

AUUGGHHH I NEEED A MEDIC BAG

Give me pls Name this Song

What about “Sit on this one Cinderella!”

Is it just me or is the actor for Dallas just squidward levels of “oh no he’s hot”

Oh fuck i ran out of memes

nah that “Cover your Balls” one was so direct

God, why do i laugh at such simple dumb shit followed by cyberpunk, I'd laugh without it but i dont know anymore

AHh I NEED A medical bag AHH IM DYING

Dallas moment.

I need a come

I NEED A MEDIC BAG

COCKS! THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH THEM

The last one caught me off guard!

Loved every second of it

Pero cover you balls pero. CIOÈ QUALE UMANO AVREBBE LE PALLE AL POSTO DELLA TESTA? GLI ALIENI?😂

Dallas is actin' up😅😅

WHAT DID U DO TO ME I ONLY NEEDED A MEDIC BAG

Now That's Why, Dallas Is From Chicago Not Texas.

Hoxton:Hey lover boy,Come with me!

Houston:Hey Dickweed,Come with me!

I'm curious what the context for "cover your balls" is now...

when he said "cover your balls" i had a lego movie intro flashback

to much cvm

This has no right to be as funny as it is

"Hey, Wolf, Cum!" Make me cry

We found grouce

Didn’t know Dallas was kinky

name song pls

I want more

cover your balls

"Hey Sydney! Handcuff yourself" hehe nice

"Cocks! That place filled with them!"

Dallas, what the fu-...

I am not planning to buy payday 2 now

The “cover your balls!” Was so fucking funny

The “cover your balls!” Was so fucking funny