George Carlin Politicians

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This shit they shuffle around every 4 years ..... meaningless.

20 years later, two old farts are competing for presidency. Garbage in, garbage out 😏 This is the best you can do America 👆

I don't Vote FUCK EM eh

Facts!!

Who’s listening to this important message in 2024?

As finnish person i agree, with Carlin here because same BS is on my country as well. Whole "garbage in, garbage out" in my country and finnish people don`t see that they are getting played.

2024, Feb 1 .. this is what's happening

All I can result to is: We got 'zIt 'Made???????😂❤😂😂😂:❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉❤

Everyone laughs with Carlin because each person thinks that the stupid people Carlin is referring to is everyone else, but they themselves are the smart ones who “get it” and Carlin’s jokes don’t apply to them.

Not true. Carlin would make fun of everyone today, including you and me. He will find our warts and make fun of us all, because that’s who we are as a species. We are all selfish, Dunning-Kruger case studies.

We people are dangerous....so something has to be done.....said some politicians. It's not true. An example: a dog barked at me and wanted to bite me. I talked to him in a peaceful way....and he left me alone. The result of peaceful communication is the same.......with every being. So.....we can talk peacefully.....with the dangerous people......and we will see.....that......in fact......they are not dangerous

Sir George is either rolling in his grave or laughing his off, or both! 🤯🤣🥜

Being new to the city and wanting to make some friends, a capitalist, a communist and a fascist meet at a social mixer.

Edward was a firm believer in capitalism, reasoning that it is up to the individual to create prosperity for himself and his family. While Daniel, the communist, wouldn't budge when it came to his belief that it is up to the society to care of everyone. Lastly, Robert, the fascist, who believed that people could not be responsible for themselves, and therefore, someone most capable should rule over them.

After knocking back a few drinks, the trio gathered together with the rest of the crowd. Being new to the group, each politely took their turn introducing themselves. Robert, the fascist, did not hesitate and promptly announced himself. "Hello, my name is Robert. What can you do for them?" Puzzled by this admission, the crowd turned to Daniel, who quickly shouted. "Hello, my name is Daniel. What can you do for us?" In disbelief, the crowd finally turned to Edward, who whispered. "Hello, my name is Edward. What can you do for me?"

He is absolutely correct. Why waste time filling out an oval for a billionaire lap dog? Voting has been meaningless for at least...oh...200 years. It's never been a legit practice. Another thing I think he said, or another comediain, "If voting made any difference, they would not let us do it." I'm waiting for the day when people get woke enough to stop falling for the biggest scam of American history. Voting. George is spot on and I knew the first time I heard this at twelve from seeing family fight over voting. That is its only purpose. Keeping people divided.

Love his thinking

nice

No, the US hasn't had free and fair, legitimate elections in generations, therefore it's not that people are electing these sociopaths.

I don’t know George, talk to some immigrants who were able to make their way over here. Tell them the problems you have with our country and they’ll say you’re f’ing nuts. It will be an invaluable lesson. For the “George Carlins” still living.

The kING....

The scarey thing is hearing that today. And it's not funny at all.

George contradicted himself so hard here

I wish he was my professor American history in my university years in Amsterdam. Just one college of 90 minutes and every history student would have known all there is to know about the US.

Wonder what George would make of USA and UK politics today. I can guess😅 a joke

Dubai politics dont work on me.. Rofl i also smile and wave.. Rofl🤣🤣🤣 jali nadarchod ki.. 🤣🤣 tera suadi mera lund.. Rofl🤣🤣

😢sadly it's all true ❤

This really explains Trump: the Public sucks. But, vote to keep to Trump out of office.

Just imagine if a good portion of the public doesn't vote then panic will set in and you will see just how much the elected officials really care about "we the people." Professor George Carlin, as always nails it!!

I love George Carlin 😊

People complain about Biden being the dumbest person on earth, but the people who voted for him couldn't have been any smarter.

Guys, he's talking about the politicians you like too, even the ones who say theyre not politicians.

GC was an intelligent man whose scathing criticism was almost always spot on. I could listen to George all day.

Voters are guilty by association.

PROPHET? HE IS AWARE AND UNCOMPROMISED.

Carlin reality 1❤😊❤❤❤❤❤❤

2023 happy yuletide ❤

I cannot breath. 🤣

I gave up a long time ago.

In 2016 the voter population was reduced by 86%.
Nobody gives a shit about democracy.
Its by design so you do not give a shit on election day.
If the repiblic stops believing then the bad guys take over.
The end result is the end of that country.

Sad but true!

Mr. Chomsky knows that the politicians are only there to give the voters the illusion that they have a choice! It’s the big business interests that rule this country. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that've long since bought and paid for, the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear.

Hearing him in the background of US Government sponsored genocide in Palestine, George is a saint.

I miss him.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

No matter what, they will fix the damage they have caused.

Yup. Tramp respresents too much of America - spoiled, selfish, adolescents.

I wish G.C. is still alive to tell his audiences that I told you so.

GOOD STUFF GEORGE!!!! RIP BUDDY!!!!!!

“If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant politicians” 🤯💯💯💯