TF2 things that will never not be funny

We desperately need thrusting sniper bots

When a group of demos gather and go moo and laugh at the 2fort cows in the red base. Also weird usernames

friendliess are unfunny.

the funny

There is A pose and T pose but i call it AT pose

"The engineer's a bloody- SENTRY OH HA HA HA HA HA! LO HA HAAAA HAHAHAHOHOHA!" - every time

When you spam spy at someone as a joke but they turned out to be a spy 💀 (especially if you are the spy)

POOTIS

It will never be funny (and never was)

funny thing - when someone tries to kick a cheater on ur team but doesnt work, go medic and pocket the cheater and watch as the other team rages

When you and your teammate run for a health pack, you pick it first and pick the next one, while your teammate screams for help and a medic, and right after killbinds

what about gotta move that gear up

"crits are perfectly fair and balanced" after losing a clearly unfair and unbalanced fight you should've won is always hilarious

Heavy eating sandvich always warms my heart.

Definitely missed an opportunity on your whole team hitting each other with the frying pan in spawn.

Honorable mention:

Stealing someone's medpack, do the laugh taunt then dropping dead

You missed the frying pan

Honestly, my favourite thhing in this game is when the enemy and my team just conga dance, play games and other things.

It takes a lot, but one needs no heart go be good

theres also like bad market gardener soldiers which are pretty funny, like just looking at then struggling to get a kill is pretty funny yet a lil cute at the same time
they r trying their best

You are a robot

just yesterday, I was playing on 2fort (pyro) guarding the briefcase, when a heavy walks in, and we just stare at each other, for a solid 5 seconds, before he guns me down in another 5 seconds, so I respawn, rushing to check if that russian boy had stolen the briefcase, and he was sitting there, on a
GOD DAMN DINNER TABLE
EATING
STARING AT ME
I was bamboozled,
so anyway, I started W+M1

TF2 things that will never be funny release date?

Not funny at all bro.

I was in a team where we were all scouts. So many good jokes in chat. We were the twink team sponsored by BONK.

absolutely

How do you civilian pose?

I remember my brother showing me how to T pose as heavy and he would chill with people T-ing I miss that

"People are not meant to explode. It is not in their nature. Therefore, this is funny"
this quote is hilarious

Funniest thing imo is head nodding.
10 years ago I got the idea to nod to a medic in a trade server to see what would happen, and when the medic nodded me back, I laughed so hard.
So hard that I nodded to at least one player in nearly every TF2 games I joined for 10 years. I even try to nod in other FPS games.

How about soldiers shooting at you with the rocket jumper who also have their base jumper equipped?

I dont get whats fanny about spamming the spy vl and dying

need a dispenser here!

need a dispenser here!

need a dispenser here!

need a dispenser here!

is this sarcasm??

When your playing demoman and a soldier won’t stop whiping you with the disciplinary action (it’s funny cause it’s racist)

demo KABEWM

i had 3 strokes trying to understand the title

Accidentally killing an invis spy while trying to kill someone else/shooting randomly

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Imho the only game (at least of those I know) crouching is funnier than tf2 is Phasmophobia.
You can SPRINT WHILE CROUCHING and you'll run the same speed as you were standing!

« That demoman is a nega »
-soldier

When you use the scaredy cat taunt after an a posing merc spots you and killbind before the animation where your character looks around you

internet cafe sim 2 music lmao

One of the funniest things you will see in TF2 are Pyro vs Pyro axe duels