Nazi Invasion Plans for America

One of the greatest acts of trolling in human history:

Goering is delivering his weekly radio address--which every German was required to listen to. At one point he boasts that Berlin will never, ever get bombed due its amazing air defenses and the Luftwaff protecting it.

"If Berlin ever gets bombed, you can call me Mr. Myers," because I guess the Nazis are huge Austin Powers fans or something?

And then, right on cue, you hear a bomb go off nearby and the sound of dozens of anti-aircraft weapons firing blindly at the sky, then it abruptly cuts to classical music without any explanation.

AND THEN, a few hours later, at a location a few miles away, Goebbels delivers a nearly identical speech that's basically "okay guys, that last one didn't count, so let me clarify: There is no way we're getting bombed TWICE. "

Guess what happened next?

Goebbels really missed his calling as a staff writer on Arrested Development

I got to wonder, because state pride is a big thing here in the U.S, how individual states pictured occupation by the Nazis, from the icy and vastly fresh water sourced Midwest to places like Arizona and New Mexico with vast swaths of land that serve no practical reason to occupy, we're not at all as condensed as Europe, and while still deeply nationalistic, we're simply too big to have geographically centralized nationalism, remember in "We'll All Go Down To Dixie" the line "Away down South in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators", You can still get insulted here by indegious species that occupy your region, I just don't know how they would unify people that have a lot of disrespect for where everyone else lives.

If y’all didn’t know, actually sailing the east of africa and about brazil to get to america is actually the fastest way from europe because the jet streama

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Terrible plan in reality, but great stuff for tv, movies, books, and games!

It would of failed cause it not just the military u have to worry about just about everybody owns a gun

All blud had to do was NOT attack Russia and he would've had decades to build after comfortably conquering Europe and enslaving its population. Scary to think that impatience was the only deterrent to Germany being a continent rather than just a country

He thought it was bad in the 40s, what would he think now.. smh

There was no invasion plan ,Nazis were given shelter in both Americas

Germany couldn't even invade Great Britain let alone the U.S. They smacked down the Luftwaffe.

American invade was impossible.

No plan necessary we have our own homegrown Nazis now.

I read the European kids would cheer for the Indians in the movie theaters in Europe, in the cowboy and Indian movies!!! Free the Indians from reservation concentration camps!!!?? I wonder how life would be???! Would not bother me too speak German!!?

Germany wasn't interested in America

It's funny how a country the size of Germany would even think of invading a country the size of the USA. Things were so much different before the Internet.

Surely the Nazi’s would have backstabbed the Mexicans if they were to work together. Probably how Trump stated how he loved Mexican culture in the beginning of his campaign

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They woulda had their hands full. Even back then Americans were armed to the teeth

In a way, they’ve already succeeded.

“Wood for wood.”

He would’ve slaughtered everyone in the USA he didn’t like Amerimutts

An invading army would have to deal with serious issues. Everything from the citizens beint armed to the teethe, setting up, maintainnng, and defending supply lines across the massive country which would be next to impossible, and having to be trained and equipped to operate and survive every type of ecosystem on the planet. United states has blazing deserts, deadly swamp/jungle/marsh lands, massive mountain ranges, arctic tundra, massive flatlands prone to tornados, lush rainforest and pine/spruce forests, states with long rain seasons and winters that are arctic levels of dark, long and cold and everything else imaginable lol

Germany didn't lose WW2.

Man that screeching noise in the music is horrible could barely finish the video

There was no way the Germans could have invaded America, even if he had all the transports he needed. The American fleet was too powerful and he had no aircraft carriers to provide air support.

Germany would had have to starve the US which could possibly work

Man... if only

How would an entire military fleet sneak through both Alaska and Canada?

Another problem he had was an armed U.S. citizenship. He would have had a million snipers who knew how to shoot at every turn.

Do vid of when Germany tried recruiting Haiti as an Ally and US Marines first mission was to install puppet Gov in Haiti to reject Nazi’s proposal.

They Forgot The War Of 1812 America Vs Canada Who Hate Canada To Support Napoleon Regime Of France America And France Allies Then Canada Invade 🇺🇸🇫🇷

Soon the world will know the truth.

How many Americans think that this is current news?

It’s to late!The Nazis won the long war!

O believers, take not Jews and Christians as friends; they are friends of each other. Whoso of you makes them his friends is one of them. God guides not the people of the evildoers. - Quran

we have chicks with dicks running the show...but at least we're not speaking German 🤡

Easiest route be through Mexico , could have offered them U.S territory for assistance . Get Texas back

The Nazis already invaded Florida.

a wonderfull place to live in the U.S. a hard place to get to during a war 🤣🤣🤣

This is a BS.

Germany easily invade America by dropping nuke because u.s.a also made nuke with the help of German scientists

The Nazis wouldn't really have to invade america, the US was what the Nazis were trying to emulate.

I see German flag license plates on the streets now

Bro there are the same flag dude change the american flag

That's just in the movie but in the future it didn't happen

Another way for attacking America is of Great Britain surrendering and Canada, attacking through the Great Lakes.