when guys brag about how much they work

just got forklift certified feelin blessed

16 hour shifts are apparently real but very rare

Managers and CEOs be bustin a nut watching this

Final Destiny 😌

Nobody on their death bed says god I wish I worked more hours for that asshole boss.

Adeptus mechanicus on forge world

I wonder if comedy in 26 years will cause any potential global conflicts.

I knew someone like this. He would tell one person that he works 60hrs a week, then tells the next guy that he works 100hrs and barely sleeps. Guy was a liar and would stay on the can for a good part of his shift, then run around manic, like a chicken with his head cut off if anyone asked him to do anything. I wrote this trying to make a joke, but now I'm kind of pissed off just remembering that guy. 😂

😂😂😂

Andrew is killer funny 😄

”I’m on that diaper game” 💀

Got a heater blasting to sweat for the art

I'm a bigger wagecuck!

The sweat that profusely builds up on their faces through each interaction though 😂

post credit scene was on point

That last part, was fucking BARSS🔥🔥

So true

So true

That escalated quickly

They on the sun rn that’s why so sweaty

I PAY HIM....FOR MY LABOR.

"I work for free" lmfao what the fuck!! 😂😂😂😂

"Im just a horrible, naughty work goblin" Im fucking CRYING😅

With this economy you really dont have a choice unless you want to live with roomates or your parents for the rest of your life.

the masculine urge to always 1-up

I live with roommates and trying to not BUSS out laughing while they're sleeping took serious physical effort. But you know how it is.

Omg these types of people are sooo damn pissing boring, dude its a bank holiday, i havent seen you in ages, we're having drinks, the point of most jobs is to get days like this and not be working, talk about anything else PLEASE I do not care how long you spent commuting last week or how well you've perfected your casual lean and glance to the side (which btw you have not perfected) - deep breath nice video man!☺️

I just walk away

“I sell body butter on my Etsy store.”

Please 😂

Protestant work ethic be like:

Tell me your insecure about ONLY doing the basic work require of you in order to function AS a HUMAN IN TODAYS society without telling me.

It goes from 'your a bum' to 'stop bragging about how much your working' you cant win for losing with these guys. Just keep away from them, its nothing but insecurity of knowing that someone is working ten times harder than you. This is the problem with my generation, the idea of 'trying hard' is considered a bad thing. Yes, im a "try hard".

Naughty Work Gobblin 😂!!

Lol😂🤣😄

This is so true

I brag about how little I work on God you know how it be

I have never understood why people think working themselves to death is a flex.

I remember when I was younger, working 19 straight days in a row, all 12 hour shifts, on my feet all day with hardly a break at all. I had one day off coming up. ONE. I spent every day looking forward to it. My work agency asked me last minute if I could come in on that day and I said no. If I'd worked it, that would've been around 30 days in a row, again, all 12 hour shifts. But I needed that day off to rest.

And d'you know what happened when I turned that day down? Some complete and utter fucking wally of a colleague of mine scoffed, telling me I could be making overtime pay, and how it was lazy of me to want that day off. After working nineteen straight days. It's never enough for these people. Working your life away and having no free time is seen as a bragging right. Nowadays, I spends as much time of my work day reading a book or playing games as I can get away with. Because why should I overwork myself for a company that doesn't care about me?

Truckers driving for 3 weeks straight because they gps tracking each stop

I’m the sole provider for a family. Inflation has me living this way because I REFUSE TO FAIL financially. If they make a stupid economy, fck it, I’ll make stupid money and stick a middle finger at the central bankers who made it happen on purpose.

lol

This is all because he thinks he built different

"I wear a diaper"
Licks lips and sweats
"I'm a naughty little work goblin"
Sweats even more

Naughty work goblin 😂

My answer to these kind of people: "That's too bad"

The lies keep escalating

bro! you are a legend.

Used to be like this but now I don’t care what people think about me. Yes I work but when I’m not I’m unproductive, literally sit in silence and do nothing or I go to sleep. I get my exercise in by walking up and down stairs 10 times a day in work and I do a single rep set of weights every two days. Look up slow living and this is exactly what I live for now. F toxic productivity. People want to race to get to number 1 but I’m happy not entering this race of life.

When the video of the girl crying about how 9-5 leaves her with no time outside of sleeping, I was shocked at the amount of people calling her a baby and that 40 hours is childs play. That they put 50+ hours per week... AS IF THAT'S A FLEX???

LOOK, dont get me wrong, I love working. I have my own business and I do hobbyist game dev on the side; There was a time I didn't sleep in a week because I was participating in 3 gamejams in a week, but that was of my own doing. I wasn't doing that please any superiors. I just feel sad for people that do that and think big wigs will notice them.

THIS HAS TO STOP