Scruffy the Philosopher

I forgot about the Scruffy and Wash bucket scene 💀

Why would Scruffy not live happily with sexy Wash Bucket Amy?!?!?!

Sexy sexy wash bucket.

I've always been curious as to Scruffys zombie-ness, was he always? Or did he die in an episode, and I just don't remember it?

A few missing, like: "Scruffy believed in this company" and "Bite my shiny metal ass". The last one, is still philosophic when he says it.

Ned flanders is scruffys illegitimate son.😅

Terlit.

"Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked."

Welp, into the turrlet!

Scruffys gonna die the way he lived

Licks finger, turns zero g jugs page

“A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld”- literally true.

You dropped this, Scruffy
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No one truly understands Scruffy’s pain.

Yep.

I'm on break

"There, I turned a regular board into a diving board."

I need a scruffy the vampire slayer

He sounds like Wilford brimley

Eh-yup.

Fun fact! The reason why Scruffy makes so few appearances in the show is because he speaks so slowly. The writers can only really use him when they have spare runtime in the episode.

i like the part where he licks his finger and turns the page

"Life and death are a seamless continuum"

Mmhm

"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived."
Turns page of porn magazine

Life and death are a seemless continuum.

Mm-hmm

i dont what scruffys talking about i feel joy everytime i kill a fly

I always loved Scruffy with his laid-back attitude with some words of wisdom. I’m so glad they pushed him to be more part of the main cast in later seasons.

☝️

A thousand years in the future and they still have magazines???

Mmm-hmm.

I’d love to be a fly in the web of wisdom that is Scruffy’s mind

Yup

"What did the violence solve?"

I just laughed way too hard at that.

Who was the voice of Scruffy?

Scruffy needs happiness

Yup.

Scruffy should get his own episode.

Hahahahahahha the man the myth the legend~ XD

A candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. deeeeeeep

A true stoic. Marcus Aurelius would be proud

Love the way he says toilet

"Jails not bad. You can make Sangrier in a terlit...'Course its shank or be shanked"

Jail’s not so bad, you can make sangria in the terlit.