25 Funny One-Liners

My Grandmother would say that soup is so good "You will run down the street screaming" I thought a person would really look rediculas doing that.

Drake:

American comedians are not funny

Another batch of one-liners❤️❤️

The norm one😭😭😭😭

it didn't say i'm hungry. So it died

Heroin use among horses have grown.

But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Would have been funnier if he said “I remember the day the candle shop burned down. It was a long day”

The Founding Father's gave your pathetic loser @$$ a job 🙄

For the men, you might come up empty handed with the ladies but remember you can always cum up your empty hand.

Prison rape is widespread, just like the victims asshole.

Funny
Jimmy Carr

Pick one

Where’s frankie Boyle

dangerfield is the king

I'm.thinking of changing my energy provider....from red bull to luzazade

Like 12 of those were good

All good to some degree but that guy with longish hair and glasses (i think called Mitch) is at best a pub performer. Doesn’t belong in video with the rest of the guys

Seems to me that a one-liner should be one line. Not setup, expand on setup, then the punchline. It would make this video 1 min long if it just had one liners.

This could have just been Rodney Dangerfield

I hate that second guys humour

These are alright

a guy enters a cafe SPLASH

I bought a parrot last week. It talked. But, it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.

Never found American comedy to be funny tbh

Some of these are shit.

The comments are funnier than the clips.

literally none off them were funny...

Boring

Gary Delaney should be here. For Brit 'play on words' humour anyway.

Where is Matthew Perry? And why is there so many British people

The founding fathers joke was bollocks

These comedians are the one-liner gods. Also, Emo Phillips has some more twisted ones.

That superpower gag had me crying 😂😂

“My grandma, who’s addicted to tea, hates the way I say thingssssssssss.”

-Stewart Francis

OMG this is hilarious XD

this whole video could be Steven Wright and Mitch Headberg

I see you like to look at my runner's ass but I love it when your rack works out.

Mr Burns son has a cool voice

Friends are like snow pee of them and they go away

These are terrible

"One liners only funny in england"