17 BEST Things To Do In Key West Florida

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My sadistic child abusing mother moved to key west! She left when I was a kid, to hang out with her Epstein friends. Elizabeth Amneus for the win!

The number 1 thing is dont come here we dont want tourist here . That is why we tried to block the cruise ships from coming here. It is also why we have jacked the prices up so high on everything. A $4.00 beer in miami will cost you $10.00 here. The city has put in all paid parking at $10.00 a hour to try to stop you from coming. Go ahead and park in a residential area and get that $200.00 ticket and get your car towed. It will only cost you $ 475.00 to get it out of impound. We dont want tourist on our island.

Awesome commentary, sent to all my family to convince them this is Paradise....Thanks