How Peter’s Apology SHOULD HAVE Went

This is how it should’ve went😂

So wait in the game rio knows Peter is Spider-Man bc other then that one scene they never spoke to each other?

They made rio such an ass to peter in this game

Bro is gonna get hit with the belt

I blame the Symbiote for to make Peter go through this mess.

Alternate title: How Peter's apology SHOULD HAVE gone

I’m glad that didn’t happen in the game 😅

Lesson: never yell at a Latino mother because even tho your a hero you always get the chankla.

An angry latin mom is the most terrifying thing in the world ☠️

Being completely fair, I can see why this didn’t happen. I think that Miles already got home by the time Peter already made the call to apologize, and Miles probably told Rio about how the Symbitote was corroding Peter’s normal personality.

Spider-Man should've taken advice from PewDiePie for the apology.

What did she say?

No, HERE is how it should’ve went:

Rio: “you want to make it up to me Peter? Come by my apartment, and we can talk”

Peter: “uh ok, yeah sure Ms Morales, I’ll swing by in a sec”

Rio: “oh and Peter, be sure to knock at the door ok?”

Peter: “sure, no problem Ms Morales, be there soon”

Peter arrives at Rio’s apartment

He knocks on her door

Peter: “uh Ms Morales, you there?”

Rio: “be there in a sec Peter!”

Peter waits nervously

Door opens

Rio: “hi Peter”

Peter notices that Rio is wearing nothing but her lingerie, also that she’s also got her hair styled down, and put some exotic looking makeup on

Peter: “Ms Morales?! What are you wearing?!”

Rio: “you wanted a chance to make it up to me right? So here’s your chance”

Peter: “um I don’t kno-“

Rio grabs Peters shirt, and pulls him in for a kiss

She then whispers to him the word: “sígueme”

Peter doesn’t know Spanish, so she does a gesture with her finger to indicate that she clearly means “follow me” (in a very seductive way too)

Peter: “uh ok…”

Rio shuts the door behind them both, then begins to lead Peter to her bedroom

She starts unbuttoning Pete’s shirt as soon as they arrive at her bedroom

Peter: “um Ms Morales, are you sure-“

Rio: “Peter, can you please just be quiet before I change my mind?”

Peter: “I just don’t know if-“

Rio plants her finger upon Peters lips

Rio: “shhhhh”

Peter starts blushing, and his heart rate rapidly increases

She finishes unbuttoning his shirt and takes it off

She then proceeds to place her soft, warm, and loving (but fierce) motherly hands upon his firm, muscular chest

She begins kissing him everywhere, from his neck, all the way down to his abs, slowly working her way down to his pants…

Pete moans in pleasure, and guilt…

Peter: “wait Ms Morales, what is the meaning of this?”

Rio: “I just wanted to thank you for everything, everything you’ve done, for me, my son, and the city”

Peter: “Ms Morales I’m flattered, I truly am, but I just don’t know if we should be doing this…”

Rio: “Peter, I think this is long overdue if anything, now be quiet please. Oh, and please, call me Rio…”

Rio unbuckles Peters belt, to reveal the third “web shooter”

Rio is shocked by the size

Rio: “oh my goodness Peter, you’re even bigger than I expected!”

Peter: “may I uh ask, just what it was you were expecting Ms Mor- I mean, Rio?”

Rio: “well I wasn’t exactly expecting to get this far with you Peter first of all, especially seeing how loyal you seem to be to MJ-“

Peter: “MHM yeah so about MJ actually!-“

Rio: “Peter stop, stop lying to yourself, you and I both know you can do way better than her, you DESERVE better. She is ungrateful, and jealous of you, she doesn’t want to be WITH YOU, she wants to BE YOU!”

Peter lifts Rio up into his arms, with her legs wrapped around him

Rio: “oh Peter!”

Peter: “you have no idea how long I’ve been wanting to hear that, I’ve been in denial for so long now…”

Rio: “you know Peter, you don’t have to apologise to me, for anything that happened. I understand that you weren’t yourself at the time, the real you would never treat me or my son like that, thank you Peter, for everything…”

Peter passionately kisses her

Rio briefly interrupts

Rio: “wait, just one more thing…”

Peter: “what?”

Rio: “you better have that web shooter of yours loaded and ready to shoot for me, Spider-Man…”

Peter smirks, and continues to passionately kiss her, slowly placing her down onto the bed…


Ok, and the rest is a tale for another time, or site perhaps 😅 oh and any R34 artists who may see this, you’re more than welcome to use this script 😊

“Vete a la mierda en el culo” was the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard 😭 ruined this whole video for me

When a fan can write a better spider-man 2 game than insomniac can:

Come on spider-man you gonna let her talk to you like that bro

Then peter smashed her to get her to not complain

Harsh, but deserved 😅

Rio wasn’t playing around with Peter 😂

Did you guys know there's a movie called Wonderboys where tobey maguire and robert downey in bed doing the nasty the first thing everybody thought in the comments were Tony Stark and Spider-Man

realistic Spider-Man ??

Yeah that would've been great to see!😉😂

Why did he feel the need to apologize?

I had the same confusion as Peter, like "what did she just say? Sounds threatening though"

I was expecting a shitpost but got a genuine take. Nice.

This is actually better than the game.

Rio lost her Husband but gained an extra Child

Peter shouldn’t take so much backtalk from lesser beings

Nah, She should have been super terrified of Spider-Man when he had the symbiote suit, to the point of not even wanting to talk to him again.

She needs to tell Miles to stop trying to be Spider-Man and come up with his own superhero persona.

But it was the symbiote

Its all jokes and funny, really.
But i cannot got a point, how this woman still alive after screamed on SYMBIOTIC Spider-Man?

No. Not how.
WHY She still alive?
That a question i really wanna know answer for.

She literally screamed on the Freakin hero, who trying save her son. After all what Peter alredy done.

How she still a positive character?
If that was any Human-like being, but not a Peter whos get controlled by "HOLY STORYLINE", (Specifically with a Simbiotic stuff on them (they was trying show how bad Black Spider is, why not here?)), they break every single bone of her body with Wall. I'm not sure if after that they would even tryed save Miles.

So weird how they didn’t have a cutscene for him apologizing to her because it was a huge moment for rio and Peter

nah, I feel like it was too... I dunno Rio wouldn't say that cuz they are not really tight like that therefore she wouldn't be affected that much by what he said not to mention Peter didn't even went overboard with what he said he just raised his voice a little like a beta ngl, there's nothing alpha about Peter in this game even with that symbiote. game was rushed so I'm glad it didn't get game of the year or any award for that matter lol

Honestly though, the voices are really accurate, nice job from the VA's

It’s cause Peter doesn’t have a family 😢

I kinda wish she would realize that symbiote suit made peter not himself.

Things game should have done a lot of things differently

I would said I’m Srry your husband got clapped on the sidewalk and your got that yeye ass haircut rio😂😂😂

Thank god he wasn't wearing the symbiote 💀

This would be a good time to pretend you’re losing the signal, Pete.

God the Advanced Mk 2 is so good.

Peter should have been given a chance to explain to Rio on the symbiote. Plus, he is sorry.

That's not how it should of gone

Nah he would've got it worse than that lol

As funny as this is it’s also very unrealistic.

Rio lost her Husband but she gained an extra Son

If the swearing was in English, it would had sounded more offensive. In Spanish, it just sounds hilarious.

It should've ended with Spider-Man cursing out Rio