Types of Nurses: Giving Report *FUNNY*

😂😂😂" i had to hand chart like it was the 1800s or something" 😂😂😂 probably the gen z of nurses

I’m the storyteller 😂

I remembered when a student nurse was doing her placement in the surgical unit, who was assigned to one of my POD#1 patients with a right hip replacement. I circled the old bleeding area on the dressing, and I told her if the bleeding area was larger than I circled, please notify me as soon as possible. However, she never performed any head-to-toe assessment or any hourly monitoring until I was going to give the blood thinner. I got a new lab value of the hemoglobin, which was 67. Pre-op hemoglobin was 111, which reminded me to check whether the incision bleeding occurred or not. Oh, man, blood was soaked in the dressing and the fitting sheet. I was so annoyed and asked the student “Which year of the nursing program are you in?” She told me she was in Year Two. I replied” No wonder”. Then she was upset and complained to her group instructor. I immediately asked her help to turn the patient and put on a pressure dressing. The student told her instructor that the patient’s bleeding was not larger than 75% of the dressing😂😂😂. What do you mean? Do you mean to wait for the patient’s bleeding to cause shock then you take any actions? The instructor also requested a talk with me that I caused her student upset. Gosh! She stated she had more than 30 years experiences in Nursing whereas I was newly hired in my hospital. 😂😂😂 I was quite busy and told her to talk to the charge nurse. What a stupid thing she did was they even didn’t notify me the patient’s systolic pressure was consistent being lower than 90.

My entire life has been a hot mess. Not a nurse, just a mess.

Some nurses like to pass too much unnecessary information during report. Sometimes what happened at home is not necessary anymore. We don't always need to know or share their emotional life or make assumptions. Typical of a storyteller.

I’m the “the not ready one.” I can never get home on time LOL

"No Changes" = my shift is done and I need to get out of here STAT

Omg i think I'm the complainer at my new job 😳 i complain about the parking and having the hard assignment.... Ahh!

I once burst into tears when I got report because the assignment was so hard...

I think I’m all of them. Lol.

The story teller... most annoying. I don't care, just give me the report or let me give you the report so I can go home!

Ugh...

The complainer! Hahaha. Thanks for skipping through some of the complaints. I wish in real life 😁

I’m the hot mess as a new grad😂😂😂😂

Back in the day, we had to TAPE the Nurse Report. So, imagine, ALL of these voices on TAPE, with a healthy fear of the microphone. Shoot me, just shoot me. It was the WORST part of the whole day.

I am the confused and hot mess!!!🤣🤣 I will own it🙋🏽‍♀

Damn I see so much of myself in all of these!

I am exhausted just by listening to the complainer. People who complain can be overbearing.

I'm lucky to even get report on shift changes as the cna. Patient is dead or in the hospital or has covid or fell or anything would be nice. Nope not happening when I work. Or you start working and a few hours in you find out your coworkers called in sick and you had no idea. Now you have t start all their work because no one has even touched those people. And we get blamed for the lack of care even when we were given no report and know nothing about the patient

“Any questions? No? Ok byeeee.”

Me confused and a fast talker because I want it to be over 🤣

I am bubble one 😂😂 I have learn to dial it back some for my night shift people.

i like the storyteller!!!

How about being in a middle of a CODE BLUE and it's SHIFT CHANGE!
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The complainer had a rough shift tho

I may be the no changes guy 😬 but hey what do you do if there's no changes?? 😁

nailed it!

im the fast talker one :-) fast to talk and fast to leave hahaha

I am a mix between no changes and hot mess lmao!

sadly- I am the NOT READY one.....

I'm the one that asks for any changes, but also the bubbly hot mess. I seriously lose things all the time.

OMG! I can totally see myself and my coworkers in some of those. 😂😂😂 How accurate!

Hi there, can you do one simulating Hispanic nurses. Lol, I am Cuban, there is a nurse that does my accent and it really makes me laugh. Btw I love your videos.

I love this! You definitely have it down pat! i have experienced a lot of these scenarios!

The fast talkers are so overwhelming as a nursing student. I try to keep up and get everything written down but end up missing a lot of what they say. Like can you just slow down by one second lol

So funny -- the hot mess --every shift has one! I was the "no changes"! and now I'm not a nurse--Burn out is real, take care of yourself.

Like it was the 1800’s 😂😂😂

Not Ready one

I’m the not ready one. 🥲

I’m the bubbly one lol and no changes like I’m ready to go lol

OMG, I live for these sketches. I have met all at work or while still in school. It's the funniest thing.

I'm a mix of the fast talker and the confused one, worst mix ever 🙈

My favorite ones are the ones who are ALWAYA BEHIND but did nothing!!!! Ctfuuu

🤣 So Accurate!

I think I have been all of them depending on the shift. I have literally fallen asleep giving report.

I'm a combo of all! Uh, plus we did paper charting much sooner than 1800s, lol. So 😍 cute

Fast talker here. 😅 Working on that though lol

The absolute best and when it is when you’ve had no discharges and no admissions and the person following you was the person you followed in the morning. That is the golden less than a minute report🥰

You are way too funny and SO on point lol! You must be a blast to work with! 😂

I'm mostly all of them. 😅 But the "No Changes" though. Gosh, at least give me a recap.

Confused complainer for sure lmao new grad shit 😂😂