What do you have just sitting around in the house that you rub meat with?

I love that the editor took the time to do the little brad inspired animations

salt, black pepper, ground garlic, oregano.

You can use pineapple (juice, ground skin, or the actual pulp) to make it very tender-melt in your mouth, it's got some enzyme that breaks down stuff. You rinse it off after marinating it. Milk also works, in a different way.

The way the innuendo just came and left without mention was so funny

God I love brad so much, he's effortlessly hilarious

Even the guests making giggles for 8-year-olds now.