Vampire Hunter Captures You - Audio Roleplay

Weird but blood does taste good😂

❤❤❤❤🧛🏻‍♀

Dude, great video!! The script, audio quality and effects are all A+! Gonna go binge everything you’ve made 😅

"How many have you killed?"
Me: "None, I don't KILL people, I drink just enough so they don't die. I have standards I am not some feral beast"

He reminds me of Hank from Detroit become human

While listening to it I imagined this was Dawn and Andrew meeting for the first time which made the whole audio even more fun.

Him: none? Bullshit!
Me: Look, I'm REALLY bad at this whole thing, don't mock me 😂

Ugh the whimpering noises he makes when we bite him 😩😩😩

Epic rap battles of history:
adhd(david) vs autism(listener)

drinking his blood


WHY IS IT SPICY???

Your voice kinda reminds me of Trevor from Castlevania 😍😍😍

Listen mate I can get you info as I am a reasonable man as long as I can get blood from you

Oh this is a gem! I found a gem!

"can you guess what links how they died?"
...blood loss, I assume?
"Yes, exactly, exsanguination."
Not the word I used, but close enough.


Also, I started watching this series not too long ago, and there are so many interesting concepts wrapped into this one series. First (and most obvious one) is the Vampire and Hunter looking past their differences and working together. Another one is the vampire that hasn't killed a single person (it's an interesting idea, and it's cool to see how that could play into lore surrounding vampires in different fictional settings). I also don't usually find the type of hunter that is only trying to stop the types of felons that most law enforcement don't keep track of.
All in all, I love the way you developed this story as well as others on your channel. Keep up the awesome work, Mage!

Lemme help Mr.Hunter! I wanna protect my fragile lil human friends! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
Hunter : How do I know you won't kill me or turn me
Me : Because I don't know how to (ㆁωㆁ)
…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
Hunter : one black coffee person
Vampire : McDonald's! McDonald's! Person
…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
If you're dizzy when you stand up, I have a juice box on me if you want some ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

The lorem ipsum gets its name from the Latin phrase Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet. which translates to “Nor is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain.”

Good

Him: How.. the fuck... was that a show of trust?

Me: Because I didn't kill you

Him: I like this warehouse.
Me: Warehouse? Sounds more like a leaky cave to me but ok.

Why do I have the feeling we where half drunk being kidnapped

"Funny way of showing it." Oh I'm sorry Mr. I will just kidnap the first vampire in the area because there is a chance they are the killer I'm searching for, but I'm also not 100% sure, and now I can't handle a bit of neck sucking because I'm a tsundere at heart or something. You were saying?

One of my favourite series on this whole site, I hope there’s more to come in future!

@Mage Bunkshelf I feel like you should do a collab with ZsakuVA at some point 😆 Love this audio ❤

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out

I imagined once the vampire left and the hunter said something under his breath,the vampire listener was like "I heard that"

YOOOOOOOOO this is amazing, your voice, your acting, everything is on point!!

"Lauren Ipsum"
Me: Sir, is that.... isn't that the name of a font?

“It stopped hurting after the first few seconds”
THEN WHY WAS YOU GRUNTING AND GROANING LIKE THAT!?!?
Damn he was into it huh...

To think earlier I told a friend in a near fit of rage how boring and same every ASMR I’ve been watching lately is. To be lucky enough to find this gem of a performance, goodness me this is good. Especially the bite part, I love bite scenes so hey … haha

New listener and def new sub this was amazing and your voice fits it perfectly

the fact that he put a drinking sound for listener, maybe he's the only one did that

He’s a fucking 🤡 I’m a vampire if you kill me it want Change anything it’s not my fault he needs a scapegoat ahahahaha this is just so fucking funny

One of my fangs actually longer than my other teeth

Sheeesh I'm half vampire

Me realizing I listened to these on my work account so that gives me another reason to relisten to them.

Lol at lorem ipsum

WOW you're skilled! One of the best ASMR's I ever heard!

Edit: Him: Weird way to get someone's trust.
Me: but effective.

Edit2: constantly relistening to the fight scene trying to figure out what the choreography would be.

"How the f was that a show of trust"

Well 1. Ur still living and human 2. That was payback

Is there anyway in which I can offer art as bribe for more of our vampire hunter? 🥺 Please, pleaseeeee, your series is so good 3 isn’t enough! They are just starting a friendship and team hunting

Oh lord

This was really good and funny keep it up! (When you meant to press the like button but press the dislike: p a i n)

why does this voice sound like philza to me? maybe I'm too into dsmp

“Bit fuzzy when I stood up”
My iron deficient ass: holy fuck he gets it.

sitting here listening to this series while doing sudoku puzzles and it's snowing outside
this is the closest to heaven i'll ever get 🥰
i genuinely feel so at peace right now, this hasn't happened in a while

Me listening to this late at night lights out...afraid if the dark: I like your funny words magic man.

* Instantly feels better know I am lord of the depths of shadows*

Wait, I can turn into a bat?! Awesome!!

Him: how long have you been a vampire?
Me: uh .. nine years?
Him: nine years
Me: what...?

Why does the subtitle on the thumbnail make me laugh so hard?

𝙃𝙢𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙥 🍲🍲

“hey wake up”


It’s 2:49AM 😣

He: tells us his name
Me: can I just call you Jonny? I'm not gonna remember that name