Green screening myself into 9-1-1 Lone Star

Still love the smoke eating Spiderman

Awesome luck kid. The baby didn't even have to pay or wait in line for the amusement park ride. All my grandkids would be so jelly. He just got rocketed into a tree for free. Dumb grownups putting up a ladder to spoil the fun.

“you ever wonder how lawsuits start? THIS IS IT” my favorite line in this

man these shows really make you appreciate the ems and fire department considering these shows are what us dumb ass civilians think would work

I find all of these funny and I've never watched the series but Id guess the open window with crossbow is the only one that makes sense since why would you need a window open when you have aircondition

Sniper attacking the paramedics and the poor worker? Gee if only there's someone we can call to take care of this...

Crossbows are actually incredibly accurate from long distances. That's why some archery guys, like myself, don't classify crossbow shooters as archers

High and tight but watch out for the wobbly bits. 😬

I love how relatable these are 😂 I'm no firefighter but everytime I see scenes like these I'm like seriously?? So its nice to hear what they are actually supposed to be doing 😂

I HAVE to know more about the guy who was hit with a crossbow bolt.

I’m AB negative no one ever needs my blood 😂

I love how happy he sounds the entire time. It makes it even more hilarious.

For your last question there isn't one😂😢😢😢

But i dont want to unpeel my banana i wanna unbanana my peel

“I don’t unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel 🧐”

A crossbow across that distance? That's not a crossbow, it's a fricking roman ballista

"You must not have seen a lot of exit wounds then..." Did you just question Zoe Washburn's military experience, you heathen?!

Just when I thought your commentary couldn’t get any better!!! 😂😂

hillarious........................ and scarry

From now on I'm going to say "unbanana my peel" instead of "peel a banana"

Ok, I know I shouldn't be asking this but... Why is there a crossbow sniper shooting at the emergency team?

Also, isn't there a risk of spark when disconnecting a battery terminal? Is this a standard thing to do during a rescue?

So just wondering if you don’t call them the jaws of life what do you call them

Open window plus running A/C is wasting electricity. That one actually makes sense

Hey correct me if im wrong but if a car is actively leaking gasoline wouldn't you not want detach the battery due to risk of arcing, otherwise produce a spark that can start a fire

Nah cause I was wondering about the entry wound too. Like did they forget that exists?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Aside of all unrealism, how is he able to understand what they are saying? Everyone in these shows sound as of their noses were stuffed

2:90 Sorry dude, I think you are wrong about that one. It's not that their weapon needed cooling. It's that it is very unusual to open windows if you have a nice airco cooled room.

I mean, the guy was making sort of good sense with the ac being on but the window being open, because regular people dont leave windows open while they have their ac on because, duh it wastes electricity on trying to cool a room which equals it wasting your money and that did not look like a neighborhood full of careless rich people to me either 🤡🤔

Watching you correct those dumb ass shows is entertainment gold 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

the part about getting the car off of her 😂

…Are they insinuating that an air conditioner is providing enough thrust to propel a crossbow bolt hundreds of feet into the air?

It looked like she was using a hair clip on the wound.

The airconditioner comment was regering to how someone wouldn’t open there window and run the a/c. Although that’s just as stupid to say

I don't unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel

Great! High end comedy XD

Real Life is NOT TV Land.

"I unbanana my peel" is a phrase I never thought I would hear

"Good job. You've solved half of the problem. Now what about the entry wound?" - Silly, don't you know entry wounds are for entry only? Blood can't exit through an entry wound!

Wait what is the profesional name off the jaws off life

Just use a saws all and a rope tie the rope around her waist and use the saws all to cut the damm steering wheel into small sections and pull them out and pull out the driver I’m in 8 th grade and I’m probably more competent then these bumbling buttholes

Hawkeye turned rogue in this universe!

I mean there have been some long shots with a cross bow, personally my dad was big in to compound bow hunting.... This has nothing to do with the show unless the mountain (game of thrones)was shooting that bitch. But my dads pretty good with a compound bow. One hunting season we were in the stand and this buck walk out, he was there for about 5 minutes and he wouldn't come closer (80 yards out) so my dad just rocked this mfer with a 2" broad head. Deer walks around for like 30 seconds and lays down. We were watching for 2 hours... ( This is Maryland in the winter its like 35° out) right before we get down the sob stands up and walks 20 yards in to the river and dies. My doesnt want to give it up so he dives in and swims out.... Just to realize the water is like 3 ft deep on the line the deer walked out on.... It was on a little bank. Iv never seen him more aggressively quarter a deer 🤣😭🤣😭

to be fair, the deduction of the snipers location makes sense. i mean...assuming he has an actual reason to believe the A/C is on. the point wasn't that the shooter needs to be cool, the point would be be that its unlikely for someone to have a window open while also running their A/C.

These absolutely crack me up.

"yeah but only one next to a running air conditioning unit."
how the fuck would he know it's on and running
😅

I think you forgot one thing your being shot at forget the patient and get to safety. At least that is what they teach where I live.