Ranking Fast Food French Fries | Bless Your Rank

Hot take: when taco bell makes fresh nacho fries they beat all other fries. Also bojangles fries are pretty damn good mainly bc of the seasoning but still up there

Never liked chocolate milk shakes. Always went for strawberry or vanilla. If I got a strawberry shake I always dipped fries in it if my order came with fries. (Except curly fries)

Arby’s, McDonalds, Popeyes, chick-fil-a, Wendy’s, five guys… I hate homemade fries. Always have. Haven’t had checkers

McD's fries are the best thing there and the only reason to go. If you get them hot, they are divine - no sauces, you heathen! But, I'm not a fan of their burgers - sad. Just don't let those things get cold, you have to toss them out by law. Arby's is my second fav and I actually like their roast beef sandwiches. It's a shame about Rally's fries - I assume they are similar/same as Checkers - which I really like their fries.

Arbys curly fries the goat micken d iis 2nd

I find Wendy's fries are hit or miss.

Whataburger has the best fries. 😎😎😎

This was before the plandemic

I went into Arby’s the other day and while waiting everyone in front of me ordered there crinkle cut fries, like do you know where you are right now. Curly fries win every time.

I feel sorry for the red Solo cup. Put the Wendy's fries in a Whataburger cup, because they can't make sweet tea without serving it four days after the expiration date.

the problem with curly fries is they don't always get done. Think I gotta rank them lower than McDonald's. Also, I'd prefer Hardee's curly friest over Arby's.

Holy moly. My ranking on these would be sooo different. 😂😂

i checked so you don't have to, this indeed did air on a sunday

Not even salt?
Without salt checkers and Arby's have almost an unfair advantage.

It really boils down to how well the employee salts them.
You should have just considered salt how they should be served appropriately...you adding it is just compensating for sub oar employee performance.
They don't come with any amount of condiments already on them.

lol I love Wendy fries and have absolutely banged a large by myself. I also like Popeyes, though a lot of that might be because of dipping them in some of those glorious Popeye sauces. That said, per the actual rankings, I'd only really bump them ahead of ChicFilA and the empty cup. I just wish he looked happier while eating them.

I'd probably put McD above Arby's, even though I think they're probably worse fries? Like, I crave McD fries whereas I forget Arby fries even exist. But do a side-by-side and the logical part of my brain would say Arby's is better. Yet next time I want fries, I'll go McDs. And that counts for something.

5 Guys deserves to win, although their fries are also like $10, so maybe they should be knocked down a bit just based on that lol.

Blasphemy. You move those McD misery sticks down by Wendy's. They have no right to be up with the likes of 5 Guys and Chick-fil-A. I'm not even sure they are made from actual potatoes. They taste like sawdust flavored with beef tallow and old fryer oil.

Arby’s awesome fry’s and red Robin fry best

No checkers still beats Popeyes

I believe that Checkers/ralies fries are the most addicting fries in the world

Sugar and salt in the shaker at the Golden Arches and why they’re so good and addictive

Popeyes Fries freshout are amazin...after 3mins its mid

At Wendy I just get the baked potato.

Wendy’s used to have great fries. Now they flat out suck. Not even dipping them in a frosty helps

Arbys is cheating, curlyfries are spiced differently. Now I recommend getting 5 guys fries then head to wendys for a chocolate frosty and dip.

Wendy’s used to have good fried. The sea salt fries were AMAZING(not as good as McDonalds). When they did the new fries for dipping in frosties, they became literal frozen fries

You should have separate categories for plain v spiced fries. CFA fries, McDonald's fries and Whataburger fries are fantastic.

Clearly you don't have enough folk from Texas among your people, otherwise Whataburger would have made the list.

Wendys fries are way better than Chic Fil A. Worse than frozen fries? You're out of your mind. You want frozen fries, try BK.

Oh no, you did not do Jack's. Who are you? 20 years ago, Jack's changed. They became my favorite fast food. They have a crispy outside, mashed potatoes inside. And you call yourself Southern? You disappointed me with this video. People just don't keep up to date. You should just try Jack's fries now. Jack's hamburgers for 15 cents, they're so good, good, good, you'll go back, back, back, to Jack's, Jack's, Jack's for more, more, more. 20 plus years ago, I was not on board. Now, they are my favorite burger, the just plain, and by far my favorite fry. Crispy outside, mash inside, South.

I personally like the Arby’s curly fries! They rock! 🤟😝

I personally think that ranking seasoned fries against non-seasoned fries isn't even fair.

Now I know this video is 5 years old. but I have never heard of five guys anything. Don't. know nothing about them. I hate Arby's curly fries. They taste like damn onions to me. I'd prefer their crinkle fries. I will take chick-fil-a's fries over McDonald's any day and I don't like chick-fil-a fries at all. Wendy's, however, and Popeyes would be right up there with Arby's for me. and stick in your Wendy's fries or any other fry into a milkshake. It's just downright nasty, horrible. Why? would you do some nasty something like that to begin with, mayonnaise is the way to go. with fries.

Five guys
Wendy's
McDonald's
Chic fila
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Popeyes

Checkers/rallys is S tier especially loaded and I think you are really missing out on this ranking

The hard, small, crunchy mcdonalds fries are my favorite part.

I am eating cajun fries while watching this lol

WWJD? Make ChikFilA #1 as it should be...

You didn't include Culver's, Burger King, or Hardee's/Carl Jr's in this, and therefore the ranking is fatally flawed.

Cajun flavor Jello is the Worst

Rally's is goated.

Too bad, Checker's fries rule.

Popeyes fries are only good if you get into them as soon as you get them. They will sog up faster than five guys fries.

Why no Big Boys, BKs, or Charley's Subshop, or Wendy's Chili Cheese fries. Oh, that's right. That'd ruin your parameters. 2010s French fries at BKs was the best. And Dennys with the right cook were often yum. Ciao.

McDonald's in Canada serves poutine: a large box of fries covered in cheese curds and hot gravy. YUM!

checkers has the best fast food french fry bar none.

He's not just a french fry snob - he's a french fry slob!

Arby's fries tend to be overcooked and hard. But they have great seasoning. Are they dipped in batter?

McDonald's fries are best hot and soggy. Those rare pieces that are overloaded with oil.

Carl's Jr has great waffle fries.

Burger King fries are consistently good for me. I rarely get bad fries. They're a bit thicker than McDonald's, and they have a nice crispy exterior and soft interior.


How about ranking fast food onion rings?