Bo Burnham's Lower Your Expectations Song | Netflix Is A Joke

It was going well until he started pandering to women!

Perfect

I really appreciate Bo’s comedy. It makes you laugh a lot, think, emote and sometimes cry.
Reminds me that a man isn’t just macho; man is thoughtful, has needs and is capable of having a softer/nurturing side.

The problem with women is, they dont know themeselfs what they want . 🤣

Deep....went straight to throat ..... I mean heart

Should I share this gem with anyone?

😂😂😂 only Bo can casually Roast the Audience as he sings 🤣

I’m trying but I really just don’t like this guy 🤷🏽‍♀️. It’s like a bad version of the Americanised dumbed down version of Tim Minchin. I just can’t

i watched this 6 years ago and now i turned 25.. it feels weird :((

bros spitting fax

As a women this humbled me 😂 I don't have that high of that expections but still

This dude is amazingly talented. 😂😂😂😂

"We all want love, eaven on the days we arnt our best, because we all suck, but love can make us suck less..."

Thats so poetic...

Ladies... ....no purer form of truth has ever been spoken!!! Men.... its mostly true but get yo shit in focus brotha!!!

Bo gives better advice than the red pill community could ever hope to give

This is becoming more and more apparent

I want a human ):

I want this song to play at my death bed ❤❤

Hey bruh you introduced me to him, sorry we're somebody else's now. I realized it late how happy I was talking to you, however it is the bitter fact that we can't talk and be together. I miss you. I miss your random stories and everything, I regretted that I wasn't able to hold on with you.

Is it me or this is very Tim Minchen inspired

he said something about not wanting bed head, bro, it's not normal to prefer bed head?

is it depressing that i know all the words to this song but i don’t know my name?

Such a romantic song.

Man I know all the songs on "inside" are recorded and edited, but Bo has really improved as a musician in every way. Can't wait to see where he goes from here

This is so good it hurts my heart

I was suprised when i heard this not knowing i have been to a cover of the song for months

the reaction to bo saying "you might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not" is the single reason I keep coming back and listening to this.

This song is good to make women and men humble hahahaha

RIP to girl who's "perfect" ig? 😂

new standards set: 3d object

Maybe we all deserve love, but we're none of us gonna find it...

I would know, I just turned 35...

“Half-good half-bad half-boy.” My bisexual/pansexual ass is sweating here.

You want a guy that's sweet
A guy that's tough
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
The kinda guy that gets along with your friends
Without being attracted to any of them
A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy
A half good, half bad, half boy
Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and
Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend
Then you might think that this guy only exists in your mind
Well guess what
You're right

If you want love
Lower your expectations a few
Because prince charming would never settle for you
If you want love
Just pick a guy and love him
And if he's got a thing for feet
Say: fuck it, sweep me off them

Now the good thing's that at least men have very realistic expectations for women
He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song


You want a girl that's nice
A girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl
A brand new really hot real doll
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with
Then you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
She's real
But last week
She died

If you want love
Lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
If you want love
Just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the
Girl you love decline the offer

I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob
Or somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
Cause I won't settle for less
Than perfect
We want perfect children, a perfect life
Perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know
We don't deserve it

But
We all deserve love
Even on the days when we aren't our best
Cause we all suck
But love can make us suck less
We all deserve love
It's the very best part of being alive
And I would know
I just turned twenty-five

It is both sad and funny when a comedian has to remind people what they paid to come see

Finding a girl who is interested and available and age appropriate is next to impossible and don’t even throw in the standards of what you want, but here’s hoping I find her sometime before I die.

Very telling how it's
"Men, you want a supermodel? Lower your expectations"
But it's
"Women, you want someone who doesnt treat you horribly? Lower your expectations"

Ladies, do not lower your expectations. Having no maIe is infinitely better than having a bad maIe.

So insanely witty.. and quick.. you have to slow it down to hear all the brilliance..

"When you're meeting someone for the first time, you're not meeting him, you're meeting his representative." Chris Rock

I love this song, but actually, I found a guy who checks all those boxes and then some... I do recognise how rare that is though and am very fortunate to have found him. <3 :)

It’s a good song

bo burnham is still by far my favorite performer... musically talented, clearly very smart.. has a lot of good messages.. .and some darker ones that are important to think about

“you want a girl that’s nice, a girl that’s not obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot the kind of girl that you can show to your folks loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes, a real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl, a brand new really hot real doll, wants to impress you doesn’t care if you notice and only ever uses you to tickle her throat with…
now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
but she’s real…

but last week, she died!”

This is a great song and all, but no-one is talking about how kind of ass he is singing. Like, I get that we’re here for the lyrics, and not the vocal performance (it’s also really hard to play and sing at the same time, so big props). Just saying, he does NOT hit some of those notes. Not because they are to high, but more that he just kind of sours on a lot of them.
A nitpick, I know, but it needed to be said.

Superbe !

we all do suck... and we all deserve love. he is so right about everything. and thats wHY ITS ART!!!!

Anyone got here by playing the sign???😂😂😂