Borderlands 2 - 'A Meat Bicycle Built For Two' Krieg Story Trailer - Eurogamer

A mind's a terrible thing to waste.

I wish I could play Krieg in the third one. The mechanics and graphics of 3 have spoiled me so much that I am having one helluva time convincing myself to play 2 again

Would Kreigs communication issues classify as schizophasia?

What is this song? It's getting catchy

"I'M GONNA TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" goes so fricking hard. Krieg is the best.

I'm pretty sure in psycho tongue, he just told Maya "I WANNA F**K YOUR BRAINS OUT!"

And the worst part is Maya is one of the people who understands Krieg the most.... and she smiled.

Yeah, they definitely got it on.

My mind: "Don't worry, the interview will go fine"
Me: I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

Aw. That was cute

Maya's death was absolutely moronic. I couldn't even finish Borderlands 3. I immediately deleted the game and reloaded number 2.

The disconnect between cutscenes was even more obnoxious than the previous entries. That is saying something. Number 3 felt like the player wasn't even in the story. TRASH

If I'm wrong, Borderlands 3 would still be talked about. It came and went like a wet fart. It hit hard, and then blew away in the wind.

Real romance.

Bro got that narrator in his head, the Inosuke vibes, and the disappointment in himself when he yells "IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"

One of the greatest character intros.

Too bad Krieg's melee build becomes useless closer to max level. At level 65+, it deals almost no damage, and Krieg himself madness dies almost instantly. You have to play through elemental damage in order to somehow exist.
Although at low to mid levels, the Krieg is a machine with a huge amount of health that becomes full for every kill and once a minute without killing.

I miss playing this particular character🤪

Literally the deepest and most interesting character in the entire game.

M'y favorite character in all Borderlands, then its jack and then its 0 .

The maya on this playthrew wanted love

This story was better than Jomeo and Ruliette! or.. whatever it was.

actions speak louder than words

He reminds me of a coked up 1970's wrestler.

I love kreig way too much as a character I love salting my own wound >:p

me waiting for a Gaige cinematic 👵

Best trailer ever

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYSICLE

I just realized years later that psycho krieg still had common sense to dodge bullets while other psychos don't dodge and run right for the player

I doubt Gearbox will ever hit the mark like they did with Borderlands 2.

After all the years, this is still my favorite - good memories reviving yourself with a blast of dynamite xD

tell her she's as gorgeous as 1000 sunset

This goes out to the most annoying side character ever, thanks ava, youre the worst.

Gotta watch this about 4 times a year

They dont make em like they used to

The craziest thing about his dialogue is the realisation someone completely sane wrote all his lines.

the developers of BL3 need to watch this short video because it alone shows how outclassed they were at story telling

Maya was like: I found myself a pet psyco, how neat.

I don’t play this game but I love this trailer. It’s my favorite love story.

As a Krieg main, this is a very accurate understanding of my brain

“IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!”

You have to remember, Kreig is simultaneously the strongest, and most sane Psycho in all of Pandora, and probably the solar system.

Krieg: TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY!!

God I really just want a tv series on this guy

Seeing this now kinda breaks my heart due to how badly they butchered this storyline, and his character potential in BL3, killing off Maya for no good reason. BL3 is filled with shit decisions... Krieg and Rhys both got shafted.

after 9 years i finally understand the title.. damn

Maya 😢

Sigh this trailer is a treat to watch after what happens in borderlands 3

Much better love story than Twilight

Those were the days..... Meat bicycle go brrrrrrrrrr