Eu4 Ottoman players be like

I cant even play a game anymore because im addicted to cheating 😭

help me please when i start eu4 as the ottomans i got everytime kicked out of europe by byzantines please help me

My most recent game the ottomans immediately fell to Venice + Austria leaving them with mostly turkey, the Mamluks even started taking parts of Anatolia

So I see I’m not the only one who has been getting the golf cart driving orangutan video in my recommended

turk kucu ccc

If you play ottoman there is no way hungary and HRE would be still alive after 16th century

I don't even need to establish relations with Europe when I was Ottoman.

1v100.000 🇹🇷

I stayed for the orangutan

We are not monkey

Ive never seen Novgorod non annexed by Muscovy after 10 years before

I have played EU since EU3, and ive never played the ottomans, austria, france, the iberians, muscovy/russia or england. What does this say about me?

Hungary be like: I founded Wallachia and Moldova, of course this trianonic bitcses are mine

As a Ottomans player I agree and I relate.

I think ottomans should get event to get mamlukes like in real life, bu then again, I dont think the ottomans need any buffs...

Hungry to other European States: I got you guys

Ottoman players who don’t play like a horde don’t play right

Build Prussia like a real man. Ffs

Eu4 memes been bussin at the moment

My latest playthrough is the wildest thing I've seen in a while.
I'm playing Afghanistan->Mughals. I'm focusing on India, haven't looked at Europe for 100 years.
I look and first thing I see is AI Byzantium going for Basileus...
Theodoro conquered Crimea, France died, Lotharingia formed, Poland is the HRE Emperor, Morocco about to form Andalusia...
If I see Ming colonizing Americas like I did a couple patches ago, I'm quitting. That save file is cursed xD

we do a little overextending

I can’t stop watching this shit 😂😂

why are the egypt borders so clean?

Ottoblob player: apes together strong 💪🏼
Proceeds to conquer almost all muslim nations and leave christian europe alone.

Aka try not to die of boredom, and it’s not even the endgame.

well i like playing the ottomans ...

Muslim Russia wil be the most op nation

Mediocre players can do this, I can't even take Anatolia by 1500

why leave circassia alive tho?

Its not even fun, its just way to easy no point

As the ottoman players i will do:
-Reoccupied the Umayyad Caliphate territory
-Reuniting all Islamic Realm into one flags
-Will not let the Hungary alive
-Invade all Italy land

The good old days, when a 2 province Syria vassal made all African and Asian provinces a colony, so you can core them at 90% discount

>boot eu4
>pick ottomans
> `
> stab
> powerpoints
> cash 999999
> manpower 999999
> one bad event
> rage quit

Screaming in overextersion.

10/10

Background music: Literally the theme for the Byzantine Empire in CK2

The video: Ottoman World Conquest

Ottomans have completely collapsed and disappeared in my current play through and also my last. Are they supposed to be tough? I’ve played 2 times. And both times they just disappeared by 1500.

40k ottomans casually popping up in genoa in 1455

Ludi's guides be like:

Ottoman was a based empire. If it survived ww1 the world would be less cucked

No true Ottoman player will ever leave Hungary alive

I bought the CK2 DLC that song came in specifically to hear that one song.

not me bro, i can't even conquer europe in 1821 and ive got 1500 hrs

Damn i never heard this one while playing eu4. Whats it called?