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When you're a teenager you like vampires. When you're an adult you like Vlad the Impaler.
ОтветитьVlad versus vlad's alter ego , if u know you know 😅
ОтветитьThe spiritual relationship, what make my face glad, in the same sleep you Will two Will sleep in the da Vinci code
ОтветитьThis one was a draw imo 😂 Blackbeard won that first verse, Capone won the 2nd
Ответить"you're smoking crackula" is probably the funniest thing in this.
Ответитьimagine killing someone with olive garden garlic breadsticks lol
Ответитьdid you shape shift those punch lines
because they mist
Sometimes I just start laughing randomly because my brain remembers “Shaqula” totally unprompted.
ОтветитьWell Vlad was real, sooooo.....
ОтветитьI just noticed “only half a battle”..
The first three letters in that six lettered word are b-a-t
Bat-tle, it is halved..
Who’s here after 2024 Nosferatu?
ОтветитьGood fences make good neighbors! And, if you're Vlad, bad neighbors make good fences.
ОтветитьDracula sucked
Ответитьvald 100%
ОтветитьNosferatu vs Edward Cullen?
ОтветитьDracula
ОтветитьVLAD TEPES☦️🗿
ОтветитьDrac def won
ОтветитьWho came after watching Nosferatu?
ОтветитьYou leeched my name you pale son of bitch, while your weak ass gets beat by the sun at the beach.
Funniest line ever! 😂
"I'm vlad to the bone"🔥
Ответить"You leeched my name, you pale son of a bitch!" For some reason that always has me in stitches.
Seriously, though. Dracula does have a damn nice cape.
ERB: “Vlad, are you sure you want to battle the future fan-fiction version of yourself? The stakes are high in this one.”
Vlad: “The higher, the better.”
i want a rematch with Count Orlok
Ответить"You're losing so bad, you should join Team Jacob" is such an underrated line, the one line from the Count that actually made me laugh
Ответить"Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist."
vs.
"I didn't know that you could read. That's great- now let's see if you can bleed!'
Meanwhile sultan mehmed the second with vlad's head:
ОтветитьI want Alucard from Helsing Abridged to interrupt these two so bad.
Ответить'you're smoking crackula' vlad already had him murdered but that was the perfect nail in the coffin 🤣
ОтветитьVlad The Impaler was a cruel man in the 15th Century and was nicknamed "Count Dracula". This later inspired present day vampire stories like Dracula.
ОтветитьBonus points for Bunnicula
ОтветитьHawkeye vs Legolas
Ответить"Did you shape shift those punch lines? Cause they mist. Your skills like your reflection, it doesn't exist " 🔥💯
Ответитьvlad the impaler vs ivan the terrible
ОтветитьVlad won
Ответить🔥🔥🔥One of the best battles on the entire channel. The beat, the lyrics, and the punch lines are all 🔥🔥
ОтветитьDracula Won that though However Vlad was good too 😎👍
ОтветитьITS TIME FOR A DRACULA VS NOSFERATU RAP BATTLE
ОтветитьDracula Flow
ОтветитьVladimir the impaler won cuz of his fatal rapping
ОтветитьNow I'm imagining a rematch of this battle, but with Count Orlok coming in as a third
ОтветитьHarriet Tubman vs Susan B Anthony ( featuring Sojourner Truth). Please.
ОтветитьAND A DAMN NICE CAPE!
ОтветитьAmazing rap! Now you can do Nosferatu (2025) vs Edward Cullen (twilight)
Ответитьokay but vlad absolutely destroyed drac in this one, "you're a bat, and that's only half the battle" OOOHHHHHHHHH
ОтветитьVlad is my goat
ОтветитьVlad was actually quite literate and intelligent lol
ОтветитьHahaha 😂 Winona Ryder
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