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"will bear you children sure to destroy nations"

She's a keeper

Oh hey twinsies with the guy below me

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Its a trap!!!!!!!!

Look at that...holy

She only dates guys that are 8ft tall

She can stomp on my head all she wants.

4chanandchill is finally readibg off his own 4chan posts!

"35."
NO its not FAIR!

The perfect woman









To perfect….

God please

It has to be fake....

Dear God please

All im gonna say is. WOULD

Would

Fed alert 🚨

well if those children are to be healthy raw meat is off the table during pregnancy.

Nah I wouldn't F with it. If I can't eat it I won't hit it😂

I wish

She's the one, but I can't get her...

Would give anything for a woman like dis 😞

“I only eat raw meat” is now my new favourite euphemism for having sex without using condoms

"Liver queen"

Would

Don’t let this woman have children



The nations will be on their ends if she do

Every man's dream woman, too bad she doesn't exist.

Her hubby is about to experience death by Snu-Snu 😂

Finally, a worthy opponent. Our orc children will be legendary.

Is this real

>I will bear children
>35
I don't think you will

This post is glowing like a dying neutron star

Death by snu snu, death by snu snu

Only thing I'll pray for this year ong

Yes just yes and she half my height so more yes

Real talk unironically my dream woman, unfortunately I don't fuck with feds

Death by snu snu

Patrick really needs to calm down man

Way too old, no eggs.

Can she baet goku?

Shes literally a nord from skyrim

in my eyes she ...... Seems perfect to me

Yknow, I can definitely ignore the raw meat thing.

SIGN ME UP

ALL THAT
~The PervMaster

I don't care who the irs sends I'm NOT paying taxes!

Oh dear god yes

The perfect woman doesn't exi-

Literally perfect in every way
And she tolerates a perverted side to men who are able to express themselves

This woman is what we need
Strength
Charisma
Humour
Straight forward
I must still be dreaming

As a 6'4 200 lbs dude, fucking PLEASE