Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

I blame Robert Downey Jr. as being the proponent for this brand!

I’m 30 seconds in and I’m already rolling 😭💀😭

I've watched this before and had to come back for seconds haha. Ish is funny asf! 🤙🏼

that "SHUT THE FUCK UP" got me

My sister just finished her personal trainer certification. If I showed her these products and videos, she'd probably die of cringe

Little fun fact the first time I ever read the phrase psychic vampire was in the 90s. The writer of the Satanic Bible wrote some short pieces of wisdom called Satan speaks.❤

C'Mon Everybody let's get Goopy! I'm utterly insane! Did I mention my products are made by magical mystery people!

Gwyneth Paltrow gives major mark Zuckerberg, I’m definitely not a robot, how do you do fellow humans vibes💯

You forgot Facebook

Thank you for covering that flaming ** and her BS celeb products. I enjoyed it. Now I'd like to know how she convinced a jury that thre man she severly injured in the sky slope defied gravity and skied backwards uphill and ran into her breaking both his legs and hip in the progress but left her only severly shaken by the whole ordeal! It's not as if the poor guy asked for an unreasonable amount. He only asked for $200'000. For damages and 2 years lost wages. He didn't even ask her to cover his medical bills. She refused to pay him anything! She claimed he hit her from below her on the hill! I wonder how much it cost her to hire a conglomerate law firm and lawyers that can disprove gravity! How do you ski uphill backwards? Obviously he was showing oof! He'd been using goopy! Magical, anti gravity, frequency matching, age reversing ski cream! Works so well it won't just remove wrinkles it'll take you backwards through time! Be careful and bye goopys eyes in the back of your head to go with this anti aging cream. It'll help you avoid accidents in the past avoiding gravity! That's Hollooywood!

Old video but obligatory explanation; A physic vampire is someone who physically and mentally drains you, like a shitty coworker that constantly gets on your nerves or a family member that's exhausting to be around

Is this a case of being so out of touch you're ignorant, or is this a case of being actually profoundly re tar ded, in terms of Gwyneth Platrow? I mean it can always be a little bit of both.

balls

Good to see him wearing that hat again

What a great video to watch in Yootube

after rewatching this a few times there was an actual difference in the before and after of the exfoliator.

“Scamming vulnerable people” it’s okay Jon, you can say it. “stupid people”

i LOVE selenite listed as an ingredient mainly just bc the crystals are clearly supposed to be whole chunks in the bottle, but selenite dissolves in water😭

Gwyneth Paltroo

Nut milk maker? I don't exacty know how one squeezes milk from a nut but....I....think I just answered my own question.

Anyone realize that Gwyneth paltrow was saying we need to ask questions in 2018 about this s***, and ironically two years later there's an actual pandemic and the morons who don't want to get vaccinated are all screaming "we're just asking questions".

Why does this video get getting recommended to me Jon. What did you do to my algorithm Jon. All I did was watch five of your videos Jon. I guess i might as well watch the video -_-

how did the psychic vampire know linkara was running really fast towards me?

4 years later and I realised Microsoft already says two o's in it and he said Microsooft

I argue with facts against goop to my millennial sister who STILL believes in this goop shit. I swear, these goopies are as bad as election deniers

How does her hair during the exfoliator segment look worse than mine after I havent showered in weeks...

Seeing Jon accidentally break a stage light hurts my past theatre tech self lol

Goop is just her initials with two oo in the middle

Jon's wife said she is gonna spend 325 bucks on a book to know how goopy she is. Maybe he should add another bottle of everlasting love in the cart.

"Put it under your belly..."

Immediately rubs it on her pussy

I thought the two 'o's were to represent her eyes, symbolizing her views on life, etc. I might have attributed too much creativity.

I will never be able to comprehend why the fuck a person would hand over their money to a celebrity's scam. I also don't understand how a person can get caught up in the cult of celebrity at all.

Once scariest and most disturbing is that there are MILLIONS of people falling for this shit! they deserve to lose their money for being idiotic. At least the ones that that are GENUINELY mentally ill or mentally challenged. Sad for them.

Snakeoil salesmen and women are up there with the likes of televangelists when it comes to the worst scumbags of the world. Nothing would make me happier than to see their riches be taken from them and given back to their rightful owners.

In fairness, there have been recent studies that show the sun is not NEARLY as much of a hazard to our health as previously believed.

The ironic thing is the chiropractor gun is an actual working product, or at least the idea of it is, I'm not sure if this brand specifically works