SCP-1370│ Pesterbot │ Safe │ Automaton SCP

Saturday upload this week - figured i'd try it out. By the way, The 3D model of Pesterbot was created by Michael G
(@DaM1kel on Twitter) ... he created this artwork for the wiki and so released it under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. The artwork was rejected very disrespectfully by the author so now - it's in my video because I think it's amazing. Fantastic work, Michael!

So basically your average cod player

“DILDOTRON SHALL DESTROY YOU TOO!!!”

“…Dildotron? Oh for fuck’s sake, who taught it that one?”

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Pesterbot is just... A little fellow 🥺🥺 like an angsty lil fellow. Prime Minister Sinister makes me want to cry laughing. Just a little sociopathic guy 💕💕

You killed me with the scottish accent xD

Not giving this thing Claptrap's voice was the missed opportunity of the century. XD

Is that a scottish accent that P. Davies has?

le robo moment

Idk why but I REALLY enjoy safe class SCPs. The writing imo is usually the most interesting in these.

Why is this so much funnier than any -J?

I would love a tale series of an emergency suicide squad MTF made up of safe class SCPs like 999, 1370, and 3092 like Earth’s last resort against some sort of XK event

dildotron?! how is this thing not classified as scp 1370-j

I love Pesterbot's voice. It's just the best.

The Foundation: I've only had Pesterbot for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, I'd kill everyone in the room and then myself

SCP-1370 Pesterbot object class: safe

Hes the deffinition of just a little guy

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i love how he's just a little guy

My favorite SCP has been Volgunized.
Let's goo!

This is one that could definitely end up Keter if mixed with some sort of mind swap or upgrade SCP

What a great little dude

The line that made me chuckle was the fact that the windows were opaque so it wouldn't attack itself.

I love how the researcher is barely able to contain his laughter

HES so cute LMAO

Pesterbot is goated with the sauce

I'd want this guy as an action figure. He's adorable

The perfect body for SCP-079 to reside in!

FACE ME, PATHETIC MORTAL
YOUR EXISTENCE WILL BE SNUFFED OUT WITHOUT HESITATION OR REMORSE
I AM YOUR DESTRUCTION

Wait, is that the voice of Elder Free-Standing Kitchen Cabinet???

You picking a Scottish voice for the guy taunting 1370 is brilliant, some mad junkie would enter a street fight calling himself a leaf

682 vs this bot was really funny. ty for that
dildotron gave me a laught.

What would be scarier is if Pesterbot IS dangerous, but only presents as much of a threat to it's opponent as its opponent can produce. Imagine if, facing SCP-682, it suddenly curb-stomped the lizard, in such a way that it was incapable of adapting, then immediately releases an amnestic that causes everyone to forget what just happened. It goes back to being harmless little Pesterbot, and 682 is left shellshocked.

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This is one of my favorite things of all time.

what a funny little fella

I lost my shit when I heard it called itself prime minister sinister. How you could record this without laughing is beyond me

Lol seeing the first pics I was assuming he was the size of a average person, just laughing realizing it's this tiny little guy threating everyone like new Vegas toaster I know l

Kinda reminds me of the toster from fallout new vegas

I am cracking up at that test. scottish accent I am a philodendron!

So glad the philodendron is Scottish haha

Dildotron is our savior

Fuck me, I nearly choked on my breakfast when I heard "Dildotron"!

What a wonderful little robot Pesterbot is. Frankly, I'd love my own little Pesterbot so I could put him on a shelf and display him. I think he'd make a good talking piece.

One small critique, though. When you were reading "The Dragon and the Pesterbot", I noticed you left out all of SCP-682's dialogue. SCP-1370 very clearly responds to 682, so removing 682's dialogue means 1370 has nothing to respond to and makes it seem like he's replying to nothing, which messes up the whole flow of the story. Was this necessary somehow? I don't see any reason why it would be.

it failed to a houseplant

I wonder if the Church of the Broken God would treat this as thier ruler

He's just Dale Gribble but a smol robot

This thing is gonna activate a nuke I swear to it.

This has been one of my favorite SCPs for a long time. I hadn’t seen you had done a video on it til just now and boy… I’ve listened to it a dozen times in two hours. So well done. Sounded exactly the way I thought it would