John Wick, but as a Seagal Movie

Nah if Steven was in a John Wick movie it would be called John whip cream besides instead of shooting them he just eats them up

John Thick? What a great meem for Seagal.

Plz make this a full movie!

wouldn't it be "John Twit"??

Pure genius guys. I’d definitely pay to see this in theaters.

They took his chair😂😂😂

Seagal is th Chuck Norris of Incompetence.

It would be crazy if Seagal revealed to be just a character this whole time and he's fully aware of it

John Thick

“He did it all, sitting down” lmao 🤣

Jason Mamoa MUST play Steven Segal in a movie!!!!!!!

it would be awesome

Oh phuck me...this is terrible...but I can't stop laughing and crying at the same time. And I can't look away...Goddam you, you blew it up!

at the end they were just basically playing Patty cake ? 😂

Steven Seagal had a stunt double going up and down stairs. It makes sense that the running scene is CGI.

What about the Birthdays? Is he going to snatch them?

rivian logo?

Someone send this to Tom Segura!

Ill watch it.

Thanks guys, that was hilarious!

Make this a movie and I'd pay to watch it.

I would seriously KILL to see this full movie 😂😂😂 that running scene was freaking EPIC😂😂😂

A decorated member of Meal Team 6 AND a Chairborne Ranger - what's not to like?

Either he is an ego maniac or one of the greatest comedians of all time!!! I love it! STEVEN SEAGAL!!!!!

Holy shit the editing is impressive.

Ruthless!🤣

Oh my god 😂😂😂 i wanna entire movie!!!!

This was hilarious!

Release the tape!

The Babba Yappa

You run you die😂😂😂😂

i would pay thousands to see this movie. Hes also really good at guitar.

lol

No waistband can hold him!

His ass crack when running 😂

John Wick if it was good.

This is a really high effort Cumtown bit

its the best Seagal's stood for

Yall can say what you want !! But if yall think keanu reaves better then seagal you influence by amarican anti russia propaganda ..btw all of them movies sucks 😂

EXP brought me back here.

So glad EXP sent me here. So funny!

The Crack was such a good touch when hes running LMAO bro homie has really really let himself go.

the last few seconds got me 😭😭

... did you guys get inspiration for this from cumtown.... or is this parallel thinking?