Sock Shorts: JFJ x FlorkofCows Goth Girl Sacrifice

Poor Jfj he just wants Adam's mom

the fuckin banjo is sending me
so sudden, and just as abruptly ends

The opposites that don’t attract

Cool, I found a freeboot on Instagram. Had like 80k likes

One of my all time favorite videos and I was just reminded of it.

Anybody else think the farm boy sounds like CdawgVA

The guy at the beginning sounds like alastor

Is this from something?

A boy at my school put this video link as his senior quote

And that kids is how I met your mother

DONT MESS WITH TEXAS DONT MESS WITH TEXAS

Darkiplier: I guess I am safe for now.
Goth girl: Also bring me the man in the dark suit.
Darkiplier: NOOO NOO LET ME GOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

is this the power I hold?

Is the voice of the country boy Tom Kenny?!

Works for me

Those were actual screams of fear. Pure terror. I love it j. I just love it.

Me: a goth girl with a parasol
My boyfriend: small town boy with a cowboy hat

Incredible

Yeehaw brother….you will be remembered

Yeah this is how I met my wife

What is the Voice actor for the simp(behold)

So uh name of the banjo song anyone?

Come to Missouri Springfield JFJ, in Springfield, we have THE bass pro shop. A safe haven from the goth girl sacrifices.

So like this is too similar to my experience

this was funny to me

Yes but will they finally able to finish their Dyson Sphere?

JFJ could be a legitimate voice actor

So thats where tractor certified goth girl came from

You should play one of the armored core games.

a moment of silence for our lost pardner

We must get the king back

Why haven't you and flork merged earlier
You guys are such a perfect gay

Laugh all you want but this is literally every breeder couple in Austin :/

I'm going to remake this irl

Chocovanille... ain't that the chick who just got caught getting boosted on league a few days ago?

Edit: I'm a dumbass the girl VA here is chocoVANIA so different person I guess

CHOCOVANiA?!!!!

I don't blame you JFJ. I don't want to be anywhere near a goth's feet either

Pt 2
Adams mom saves jfj

Jfj:"Babe, can we PLEASE play Chivalry 2?!"

Gothgirl:"No. Bloodborne. Bloodborne forever-"

Jfj:"That's the ONLY FUCKING GAME ON PLAYSTATION™️, ya gaddamn SONY-SISTER!"

ACCEPT YOUR FATE COWBOY

I'll never understand the fascination of these entities known as "goth".

My version:
“Behold! The town thot has left her home!”
Thot: Bring me the jazzy lonely gamer boy.
Me: NO NO NO LET ME GO IM BASED
“I’m sorry(AAAAAH). The Thot (NOOOO PLEASE)demands it.” (AAaaah!)
later
Thot: If you’re good we’ll visit the Adventurer’s Guild after Starbucks.

This is so good

We lost another good man to the goth girls. They will not be forgiven and he will not be forgotten.

The absolute gut wrenching screams

I came looking for gold, and instead I found platinum.

The power of Texas was not able to save him from this one

horrific

it's me, i'm the goth girl that demands a country music loving farm boy