Things Bad Doctors Say

The outtakes ARE AMAZING

I can't say he is my doctor because he's a locom but he IS absolutely a "keyboard warrior".
I've has problems with my foot for years and he'll barely look at it, just type on the computer and make another scan referral. I however have done my own research and have come up with a plausible explanation (Morton's neuroma) but... the patient can't be right.

Is is hilarious, and so so relatable. All my doctors have been one or multiple of these.

The second skit was just straight up Francis Tumblty. 😂

"LOOK AT ME" patient turns into the Joker

LOL HE SAID SMALL POX THAT DOES EVEN HAPPEN ANYMORE

The Keyboard Worrier was perfect. They might give you a glance if you say something curious. Otherwise, they don’t bother.

Hey, my doctor types everything in the keyboard and just asks a bunch of textbook questions, even if it has nothing to do with why I am in today and only looks at my chart. 🤔

For the medical tycoon he should’ve put on long hair wog

"What color was the hat?"
"Did you drink the water?"

❤ the humor

The immediate jump to personality disorder felt too real. If you ask questions, sometimes they lash out.

The "non-compliant" note sucks. If you make medical decisions yourself based on your options and discussions? Non-compliant.

Btw when my mom got sick from influenza everyone thinks it's covid they always think it's covid but she never got covid

Keyboard warrior: I saw my doctor once on his first day working with a new computer system. He was frustrated and we both laughed about it.

Did you drink the water? You’ve never seen people in your life?😂

WHY does doctor mike look so goofy in the first one

Well, house always says the obvious thing first.

Ok so….I’ve had mostly bad doctors…got it 🫠

"it.. fixes upsetness?-"
"IT FIXES UPSETNESS."

Based doctor 🔥🔥❤️‍🔥🔥🔥 Keep up the good work mike, and keep making people smile

After watching this, I feel very grateful that my own family doctor acts like all of the good examples.

PLEASEE make more of these

Human in us:my head hurts
Doctor : you need to drink more water
Human in US:thanks
Doctor:that’ll be 342694317634343363546687544 dollars, thank you

First guy reminds me of Mcatten. He got my grandma higher than a kite, said yes to anything and prescribed everything .

My old doctor was obsessed with my weight like when I discovered I had a chance of getting hd and I was really freaking out I told her I was stressing about it and she looked me dead in the eyes and said “ well with the way your gaining weight you won’t have to worry because your gonna die before your thirty, I have been s steady 200 pounds all my life ne the worst part is I stayed with her

Swollen glands with perfect vision thats your complaint today? 😂😂

🎉😂 This was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. But definitely a funny because it can be true thing, which is 😔 😅.

My doctor looks so much like you. I forgot his face once so all i saw when i remembered him was ur face 💀

This was hysterical, I have seen all of these doctors.

The Third one is my situation... staring into computer and talking to their back

No I ate the water

Billy Bob😭

😂😂 "am i guna a die?.. well no but we are rushing!" Lmao

Lol i hate textbook drs, im a crohns disease patient, the old treatments dont work! After 20 plus yrs im stil struggling to find what works!

Cannot tell you how many medical professionals have told me that I wouldn’t need meds for my mental illness if I’d just exercise more, eat better, and lose weight. I was skinny when I was first diagnosed. The fear of asking for help from non-mental health professionals and old-fashioned psychiatrists was really finally cemented when my PCP told me she’d get rid of the pill that helps me sleep and prevents traumatizing nightmares if it were up to her because it also increases my appetite. I was unable to eat more than a few bites a day before I started that pill because all food was disgusting to me without it. Haven’t been to a PCP since before the pandemic because what’s the point if they HINDER my healing? Doctor Mike is helping me get the courage to finally search for a GOOD primary care doctor again, whatever it takes.

I once had a doctor who told me I was overweight, and the way he did it, it made it sound like I was morbidly obese. (i was four pounds over my ideal weight according to the medical chart). This same doctor was positively board when i came to him a month later for tinnitus (ringing in my ear). I think may have even rolled his eyes when I told him the symptoms, I believe and then he told me, "You're an American, you shouldn't be having these problems." I switched doctors after that.

My hair was falling out,as in clumps appearing in the shower, and I made an appointment with my rheumatologist because this was a new symptom. It was a side effect from medication he prescribed and he forgot to tell me my hair would either thin or fall out! Seeing I was upset, he then told me I needed to stop being so vain(I’m a woman by the way). I left the exam room and went to the main desk and requested forms to release and forward my medical files. They asked where to send them, and I told them I didn’t know yet, but this was the last time they would see me, and I would let them know in a day or two where to send my records.

I actually liked the judgement specialist

More of Dr.Mike's acting in weird wigs🎉🎉🎉

I was told by a doctor 🏥💊 I'm faking it 😃 and I felt like a great 😃 and a little bit of a bad painful and a real nice place 😜 and Blmers claiming to harass me because I'm not 🚭🚫 and retardation to harass me because of my mild specific learning experience disorders I felt like it 😃 to get away with the one who has biracial children in Minnesota.

I guess I've got a keyboard worrier

PUT. THE CARPALS. DOWN. 🥸

are you able to diagnose yourself as a doctor?

This is like what happened to me my parents wanted to make me and my brother go you see we had lumps on me and we went the doctor lied about me saying my mum didn't sign up to me but with my brother yes but in the morning she found out my mum did sign up

Bad doctor:


Patient getting shot: im nervous!
Doctor: is this your first time?
Patient: yeah..
Doctor: dont worry its mine too 😊

Why does the hair on angry practioner look like Chubby Emu?